I just can't.. in my head - this is how I imagine the testicle festival, but with Seed boys, which we love so much!
P.s the drink snake juice is the bliis with alcohol
Please, enjoy!
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I just can't.. in my head - this is how I imagine the testicle festival, but with Seed boys, which we love so much!
P.s the drink snake juice is the bliis with alcohol
Please, enjoy!
𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ;
— addiction | smut, angst
you’re like poison to him. you’re dangerous, yet, he can’t seem to tear himself away..
— easy | smut, angst
tom looked at her now and saw everything that he wasn’t. she was happy, she was light, she was gullible, she was naive. she was in love.
— call me by my name | smut, angst
tom cannot let this feeling he has for you, this weakness to stray him away from his ultimate goal. but when you come up with a plan to grab his attention, he knows he’s done for…
— can never get enough | smut, angst
why couldn’t you just forget about tom? you had the perfect boy in warren collins, he adored you, he was popular, and good at quidditch. tom never so much as cared to ask how your day was. so why can’t you get enough of him?
— wrapped around your finger | smut
every year, the lestranges will hold a christmas party for only the oldest of pure-blood wizarding families. every year you are locked in your room while the party rages downstairs, but everything will change when tom riddle is invited to this year’s party. everything…
— my heart burns for you | smut
wrapped your finger 2
it’s been a few months since the lestranges famed christmas party. a month before graduation, tom riddle comes to a realization that you are what he wants. he doesn’t care about anything else, all he cares about is having you and how powerful you make him feel.
— call it what you want | fluff
professor riddle was notoriously blunt and took everything very seriously. he couldn’t think of one single time when he was nervous or insecure— until now.
— marked me like a bloodstain | smut, angst
there has always been darkness in tom riddle. perhaps you were too blind to see it before. or maybe you’ve known all along, but never acknowledged it until it was too late.
— as if it never happened | smut, collab
it was clear that you were playing games. but tom would make certain that he’d get the last laugh.
— could never be you | angst
you should be happy tom riddle wants you. that he’s kissing you and that he wants more with you. but you can’t be. you can’t bring yourself to be happy.
— spiraling | smut
when you learn that hogwarts’ very own head boy is a parselmouth, you wonder what else his tongue can do…
— let it be real | fluff, hints of angst
tom riddle wasn’t one for quidditch. or love. but everything he thought would be questioned the moment you convince him to come to a quidditch match, and he nearly loses you. it all feels like a dream.
— he was long gone | smut and angst
tom riddle was trouble. you knew it, at least, deep down. but when he touched you like this, how could you possibly let him go?
Far Cry 5 as Parks & Rec* - Part 4 (Pt. 1/2/3) || As usual, tagging some awesome inspirations @racheljo47 @ms-rampage @i-am-the-balancing-point @yeetslovescheese - they never once asked to be tagged but they (so far) still let me for some reason <3
This is amazing 🤣
I love "Inglorious bastards" and "The Office". In my imagination the operation "Cinema" seems like in the Office. Just my imagination. 😅
Hope you'll like it.
Where is the lie?
It really is true
Dailybruhl’s 1k Celebration → 1st Place of the Follower voting with 38,9% Daniel Brühl as Daniel Weltz Nebenan / Next Door (2021) | dir. Daniel Brühl
Far Cry 5 as B99 Cause i was inspired and there were clips lol | Thank you @yeetslovescheese and @toadsmoss for inspo. As you can see I never let anything go :p @racheljo47 @mrspaigeomega @i-am-the-balancing-point | *credits to original owners
Tom: I am Lord Voldemort. I fear nothing, and I.. specifically fear no one-
Y/N: TOM!
Tom: *flinched* y-yes darling?
Y/N: WHERE IS MY SWEATER- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN FRONT OF MY MIRROR??
and i can't help that the devil likes to come and rest his little head
summary: Your sweet devil came back to you, declaring his love and now, you were both kneeling in front of each other, holding each other so lovingly.
Jacob with the Deputy
I edited it for my bestie pfhsha 💖 and he said I should post it so here it is ahha. Ty @h3m0rrh0idzz ily 💜
This clip is from the episode called "spongebob meets the strangler "
Obvs credit to the makers of spongebob who made this funny episode that kept me on my toes as a kid.
hii ilysm♥could u do smth about tom being around 24 & he's a single dad /w a toddler girl? he has a job @ the ministry & the person who watches her while he's at work can't make it anymore, so he hires us 2 babysit. at first he's cold & not v trusting (typical) but finds out we work an evening shift as an auror. he slowly warms up to us & it helps that his child loves us. we start catching feelings & we think it's wrong, so we start being distant. he finds out & it ends with a kiss/smth more ???
A/N: Sooooo...... my imagination went wild and I'm starting a new miniseries 😳 I have 2.5k words of planning in a doc, I am ready to rock and/or roll. I did bump the ages a lil and change his job but hey, here it is ✨
★ ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙 ★ ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟚 ☆ ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟛 ☆ ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟜 ☆ ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟝 ☆ ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟞 ☆
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Summary: The letter comes a week later, script like something off a fifteenth-century scroll written on smooth, cream-toned parchment in ink the colour of the sea water on a dark night. He’s asking if you’d like to watch again Julia next Friday. He says he promises it’ll only be for a few hours this time. He signs it T. M. Riddle. [afab!reader ★ mild slowburn ★ eventual smut ★ parent!Tom ★ professor!Tom] Word count: 3.4k Warnings: None yet 👀 Gif credit!
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My darling Tom, the letter begins, just as all of Madam Hepzibah’s letters begin.
Ever so sorry for the inconvenience, but I’m afraid I simply cannot watch little Julia tonight – I’ve just received a last-minute invitation to the annual gala at the Merlin Foundation and I’m sure you understand that I’m quite obliged to attend. I am just as disappointed as you are!
“I’m sure,” Tom mutters, shoving papers from his desk into his bag with his free hand as his chest tightens. Finding someone else this late will be very, very difficult, and he has to be back at Hogwarts by 7 if he’s going to make the Head of House meeting.
But I am not entirely without my manners, Tom! he reads, now blindly clasping his bag shut, throwing his cloak over his arm and half-jogging towards his office fireplace. I have already arranged a replacement in whom I have utter confidence.
Tom glances at the mantelpiece clock as he takes a hasty handful of Floo powder – it’s just past 4:30. He resists the urge to swear and goes back to Hepzibah’s infuriating note.
Now you mustn’t worry, Tom, I know how particular you can be but rest assured! I would not send someone in my stead unless I had every faith in them. I’ve known this particular candidate for a number of years and you could not ask for someone better – other than myself, of course!
Ever yours, and do wish me luck!
The bottom third of the parchment is dominated by a long series of ridiculous loops and flourishes that Hepzibah insists on using as a signature.
Tom exhales sharply and steps through the fireplace into his lounge, tossing his bag, his cloak, and the letter onto the couch and finding Miss Astor sitting at the breakfast table with her arms folded and her sour face even more sour than usual. Tom hastens towards them as Julia gives an almighty shout and slips of her seat to sprint at him.
“I am so very sorry, Miss Astor, there was an incident at work,” Tom attempts to explain, stooping to pick up Julia who immediately wraps all four of her tiny limbs around him like a very warm, very verbose harness. She smells like apple juice. Never a good sign. “Did you give her –?”
“I’m not a babysitter, Mr Riddle,” Miss Astor interrupts, clasping her cloak with a stern brow and gathering up her gloves from the back of her seat. “I am a governess.” She gives him a look that could curdle milk on her way to the door.
“Of course,” he says placatingly.
“Until tomorrow.” She snaps the door shut behind her a little too curtly.
Julia pulls back to look at him as they listen to Miss Astor’s heels clip down the staircase. “She’s mad at you,” Julia informs him matter-of-factly.
“She’s always mad at me,” Tom smirks. “How are you?”
“Hungry,” she grins.
“Well,” he says softly, lifting a hand and tucking one of the curly brown tresses over her little shoulder. “I better make you dinner then.”
what do you call an alligator in a vest? .. an investigator.
“Wait, wait-- Let me get a camera so you can say that again with today’s date and all.”
Amortentia
| ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ
Tom Riddle has a crush and learns something new
TW- no swearing, kissing, tommy is very ooc but as he should tho, Kinda AU-ish, fluffy. like really fluffy.
People born under Amortentia couldn’t love. right? at least thats what every source that tom read told him. It wasn’t until you came along, you who were also conceived under Amortentia, made him feel a human emotion. He didn’t like it, the feeling of wanting to search for your breathtaking face , the feeling of jealousy and violence surging through his body at the mere mention of another male around you. You who was just another member of the sacred 28, you who smiled brightly and showered your friends in affections, you who merely acknowledged him with a nod, he wanted more. No. he needed more.
Moving from Beauxbaton after being Expelled was maybe the best thing that ever happened to you, sure people talked about the issue for what seemed like forever, but you knew your violence towards those girls was justified and thats all that matters. The meeting between you and Riddle was quite normal, you were turning a corner towards your class and he bumps into you, both of you apologise to each other and move on, well one of you did. You found friends in Slytherin, pure-bloods of course considering your family but friends none the less. Each day your encounters with Riddle increased, you guessed that you have matching schedules but the lingering looks and touches Riddle leaves behind says otherwise.
Tom after watching, or observing as he liked to call it, he realised a few things, You aren’t the most morally white person (this was a good thing in his book), You liked to scrunch up your nose when your concentrating, and oddly you sparkle. yes, sparkle, He may or may have not written the word down in his diary for you. day by day his infatuation grows, his minds being diverted from his plans but he doesnt mind it. after weeks of coercing himself to finally put his pride aside (a very difficult task) and confess, he decided it was today, a raining and cold day to confess.
Potions was running smoothly, it was last class of the day, and Tom was readying himself the moment, you didn’t have any friends in this class therefore tom took the initiative to be your seat mate and potions partner (abandoning abraxas in the process). “Sir do we really have to pluck them out by hand?” you whined at slughorn as he instructed the class to do a prac today, the dirt was going to get into your nails and you really didn’t want that. You started working on the potion, as you were moving to the plant to pluck it out, a pair of veiny hands gently pushed in front of your hands to pluck the plant out. “i shall do it for you” he mutters as his hands start working on the plant, “Thank you Riddle” you say leaning against the counter to watch him work for you, “i always did believe i was meant to just sit pretty and let the men do all the work” you joked. a deep chuckle came out of him “That’s cute”. Cute?. a chuckle. from Tom riddle, you whipped your head around to make sure you’re not being deceived only to find a small smirk on his lips.
“I suppose it’s alright if you’re the pretty girl in question” he says while shifting his eyes to you, he turned his body around to place the plant on your table. “Thank you for your kind act good sir” you courtesy with a teasing grin, “the pleasure is all mine milady” Riddle bows back. His followers watching in shock as their lord bows to another person, only then did they realise how serious his feelings were for you.
the class has ended and you were packing up your things to meet your friends, you felt a tap on your shoulder only to see Riddle staring at you, “Meet me at the astronomy tower 11” he says in a whisper before smiling down at you and walking away. shocked is an understatement to how u felt. You knew that at some point Riddle harboured some feelings for you but you never expected him to act on it.
It was 11 and you were running late, chatting away with your friends had distracted you and now your left running through the hallways to Riddle. He’s been waiting there since 10:30, and when he finally sees you he felt his heart race again. his hands were getting sweaty and his head was spinning, “Make it quick Riddle,it’s freezing outside” you say wrapping your arms around yourself. “Y/N, i- i um” he stuttered. “i don’t know what you did to make me feel like this, but my hearts racing everytime i look at you, in fact i can’t seem to look away from you and maybe that’s the problem. i want to spend every minute of the day with you and it’s diverting me from my plans. i should be incapable of love so what did u do to me, i must know” he says finally looking into you eyes, only then did you notice how messy his hair was, how dark his under eyes were and how his tone sounded almost needy. how unlike him. It clicked. Tom riddle was in love with you. “Riddle, you’re a child of amortentia am i correct?” you take a step closer to him. he hesitates to answer but nodded. “You realise we who are born under love potion are still allowed to love, but only once. our love is found once in a lifetime. put simply one could say soulmates” you explain, his eyes widened. he felt like his world was crashing, everything he learnt was.. false? “Go brew some amortentia and if you still smell me then i can confidently say that your my soulmate” you said and you took a step back and left him to think. the confession wasn’t a suprise, you knew, and you knew you have gained feelings for him too, but unlike him you made sure to confirm he was your soulmate and you can only pray that he does the same.
Morning came quicker than expected, walking down the hallways to the great hall, you were pulled into a dark dead end. Riddle, again. “I did it” he said, his cold hands still resting on your wrist. “and you concluded?” you whisper. “you. i…love you” he muttered as he pulled you closer to him. “took you long enough” you said lacing your arms around his neck, his hands finding sanctuary around your waist. “you knew?“ he whispered back. you nodded. “If only you hadn’t wasted so much time stalking me and actually thought about it, maybe we would’ve been in this position weeks ago” you say while moving yourself closer to him. “let me kiss you” he breathed against you lips. a gasp left your lips, you hesitated but nod nonetheless. you felt his lips against him, it was surprising gentle but showed his lack of control. his hands were pulling you closer to his body, to feel you, to reassure himself that you are not a fragment of his dreams.
you pull away first, opening your eyes to find a serene expression on his face. his rests his forehead against yours, smiling, “Marv” you whisper, he lets out a confused noise. “can i call you that?“, he sighs moving his face to nuzzle into your neck, “as long as your mine and i’m yours, you can call me anything you wish dearest.” maybe being born under amortentia isn’t a curse after all.
Amortentia
| ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ
Tom Riddle has a crush and learns something new
TW- no swearing, kissing, tommy is very ooc but as he should tho, Kinda AU-ish, fluffy. like really fluffy.
People born under Amortentia couldn’t love. right? at least thats what every source that tom read told him. It wasn’t until you came along, you who were also conceived under Amortentia, made him feel a human emotion. He didn’t like it, the feeling of wanting to search for your breathtaking face , the feeling of jealousy and violence surging through his body at the mere mention of another male around you. You who was just another member of the sacred 28, you who smiled brightly and showered your friends in affections, you who merely acknowledged him with a nod, he wanted more. No. he needed more.
Moving from Beauxbaton after being Expelled was maybe the best thing that ever happened to you, sure people talked about the issue for what seemed like forever, but you knew your violence towards those girls was justified and thats all that matters. The meeting between you and Riddle was quite normal, you were turning a corner towards your class and he bumps into you, both of you apologise to each other and move on, well one of you did. You found friends in Slytherin, pure-bloods of course considering your family but friends none the less. Each day your encounters with Riddle increased, you guessed that you have matching schedules but the lingering looks and touches Riddle leaves behind says otherwise.
Tom after watching, or observing as he liked to call it, he realised a few things, You aren’t the most morally white person (this was a good thing in his book), You liked to scrunch up your nose when your concentrating, and oddly you sparkle. yes, sparkle, He may or may have not written the word down in his diary for you. day by day his infatuation grows, his minds being diverted from his plans but he doesnt mind it. after weeks of coercing himself to finally put his pride aside (a very difficult task) and confess, he decided it was today, a raining and cold day to confess.
Potions was running smoothly, it was last class of the day, and Tom was readying himself the moment, you didn’t have any friends in this class therefore tom took the initiative to be your seat mate and potions partner (abandoning abraxas in the process). “Sir do we really have to pluck them out by hand?” you whined at slughorn as he instructed the class to do a prac today, the dirt was going to get into your nails and you really didn’t want that. You started working on the potion, as you were moving to the plant to pluck it out, a pair of veiny hands gently pushed in front of your hands to pluck the plant out. “i shall do it for you” he mutters as his hands start working on the plant, “Thank you Riddle” you say leaning against the counter to watch him work for you, “i always did believe i was meant to just sit pretty and let the men do all the work” you joked. a deep chuckle came out of him “That’s cute”. Cute?. a chuckle. from Tom riddle, you whipped your head around to make sure you’re not being deceived only to find a small smirk on his lips.
“I suppose it’s alright if you’re the pretty girl in question” he says while shifting his eyes to you, he turned his body around to place the plant on your table. “Thank you for your kind act good sir” you courtesy with a teasing grin, “the pleasure is all mine milady” Riddle bows back. His followers watching in shock as their lord bows to another person, only then did they realise how serious his feelings were for you.
the class has ended and you were packing up your things to meet your friends, you felt a tap on your shoulder only to see Riddle staring at you, “Meet me at the astronomy tower 11” he says in a whisper before smiling down at you and walking away. shocked is an understatement to how u felt. You knew that at some point Riddle harboured some feelings for you but you never expected him to act on it.
It was 11 and you were running late, chatting away with your friends had distracted you and now your left running through the hallways to Riddle. He’s been waiting there since 10:30, and when he finally sees you he felt his heart race again. his hands were getting sweaty and his head was spinning, “Make it quick Riddle,it’s freezing outside” you say wrapping your arms around yourself. “Y/N, i- i um” he stuttered. “i don’t know what you did to make me feel like this, but my hearts racing everytime i look at you, in fact i can’t seem to look away from you and maybe that’s the problem. i want to spend every minute of the day with you and it’s diverting me from my plans. i should be incapable of love so what did u do to me, i must know” he says finally looking into you eyes, only then did you notice how messy his hair was, how dark his under eyes were and how his tone sounded almost needy. how unlike him. It clicked. Tom riddle was in love with you. “Riddle, you’re a child of amortentia am i correct?” you take a step closer to him. he hesitates to answer but nodded. “You realise we who are born under love potion are still allowed to love, but only once. our love is found once in a lifetime. put simply one could say soulmates” you explain, his eyes widened. he felt like his world was crashing, everything he learnt was.. false? “Go brew some amortentia and if you still smell me then i can confidently say that your my soulmate” you said and you took a step back and left him to think. the confession wasn’t a suprise, you knew, and you knew you have gained feelings for him too, but unlike him you made sure to confirm he was your soulmate and you can only pray that he does the same.
Morning came quicker than expected, walking down the hallways to the great hall, you were pulled into a dark dead end. Riddle, again. “I did it” he said, his cold hands still resting on your wrist. “and you concluded?” you whisper. “you. i…love you” he muttered as he pulled you closer to him. “took you long enough” you said lacing your arms around his neck, his hands finding sanctuary around your waist. “you knew?“ he whispered back. you nodded. “If only you hadn’t wasted so much time stalking me and actually thought about it, maybe we would’ve been in this position weeks ago” you say while moving yourself closer to him. “let me kiss you” he breathed against you lips. a gasp left your lips, you hesitated but nod nonetheless. you felt his lips against him, it was surprising gentle but showed his lack of control. his hands were pulling you closer to his body, to feel you, to reassure himself that you are not a fragment of his dreams.
you pull away first, opening your eyes to find a serene expression on his face. his rests his forehead against yours, smiling, “Marv” you whisper, he lets out a confused noise. “can i call you that?“, he sighs moving his face to nuzzle into your neck, “as long as your mine and i’m yours, you can call me anything you wish dearest.” maybe being born under amortentia isn’t a curse after all.
I wanna see smiling Tom)
The Last of Your Rules
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Part 1 ☆ Part 2 ★ Part 3 ★ Part 4
Summary: Reader figures out a set of rules to survive navigating their FWB relationship with Tom Riddle, which goes great until he starts breaking them one by one. Wordcount: 2.2k Content warning: language.
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Riddle’s notes stop coming, and he doesn’t approach you in person again. You know why, of course. You’d both broken the most important rule, the one so obvious it barely needed stating, the one that you held onto just as tightly as he did.
Rule Five: Don’t overstep.
A week goes by, and then another, and another, and then at the end of the second week of February, your torturous partnership with Langley finally comes to a close.
“Alright class, settle down!” Slughorn beams, “today we will be finishing with Amortentia!”
The class chatters excitedly and you cast your cauldron a fierce look; you’d managed to keep it perfect this whole time, and Langley only has two hours left to mess it up for you before you can finally stop stressing about –
“Langley,” you snap, seizing his wrist for the billionth time. “That’s peppermint.”
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