he who looks up

felix | the mayor of ohio | happiinesstheory is the main, this is a sideblog!

[racingmiku2018]

hi ho . here is my carrd

go wild be cool have fun

(minecraft exp sound)

felixs handy little website!

aaaaaaaaaaaand here is my strawpage. twitter saw it and i want tumblr to see it

[cryptotheism]

"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)

[cryptotheism]

"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)

[giantinsect]

i /gen love it when the same post is on my dash multiple times in a row it’s like we’re all doing the wave

[3000s]

[racingmiku2018]

im 25 years old drinking chocolate milk out of a mug that says NO FREE FEET PICS

[racingmiku2018]

omg wait i have chocolate milk this is the best daya ever

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]

[goth-queen]

[sunbeetle]

friend group in their 20s

friend 1: just folded laundry for 3 hours 😊

friend 2: i think my stomach wall is eroding guys idk what to do

friend 3: have u seen a doctor yet???

friend 2: well nooo...

friend 4: someone is at my door 😰

friend 1: just cleaned the sinks and toilets 😍

friend 2: no really the light is fading from my eyes

friend 4: a tree fell on my neighbor

you: just got off work is anybody free

[a hot, silent wind blows]

[tatangadragon]

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

[tatangadragon]

post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning

[racingmiku2018]

i was crying so hard over a fictional character dying that it made my lip swell back up #awesome

[racingmiku2018]

i think i gave some high schooler a gay awakening

[racingmiku2018]

lip is swelling again why dont i just kill my self

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[xanaxfarts]

Tile flooring at the Oceanário de Lisboa, an aquarium in Lisbon, Portugal

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.