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39 | any pronouns | https://www.youtube.com/@gobusto

[gobusto]

(guy whose limited free time is already overbooked voice) i should start a new project

[gobusto]

(reciting a well-known aphorism voice) elden king, burger ring

[gobusto]

i started a new playthrough of dark souls 3 today

[do-not-u-dare]

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

[gobusto]

remembering that time my mum responded to an incidental comment about the road she lives on by saying "nothing interesting ever happens around here" and i had to remind her about the murder

[waterandsilver]

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

[waterandsilver]

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

[gobusto]

[milquetoaast]

source

[toskarinfr]

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

[yurisorcerer]

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[yurisorcerer]

just keeping this circulating

[steelart]

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

[gobusto]

unleashing the skeleton army on an unsuspecting populace?

[steelart]

yes god finally one of you gets it

[gobusto]

hooray! off you go everybony

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[steelart]

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

[gobusto]

unleashing the skeleton army on an unsuspecting populace?

[c-official]

Shoutout to git cherry-pick.

[gobusto]

software made by professional companies:

big obvious download link for Windows (10 or 11 only)

50% chance of a macOS version existing (will have bugs)

vanishingly small likelihood of a Linux version (marked as beta, Ubuntu only, download link de-emphasised or possibly even hidden on a separate page, no support for 32-bit or ARM machines)

obscure open source retro game emulator that you have to compile from source on github maintained by 3 transgender furries:

Windows (2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10, 11)

Windows (3.11, 95, 98, ME, and CE)

every modern version of macOS and OS9

Linux, BSD, GNU/Hurd, Minix, OpenIndiana, and Haiku

PS2, XBox, Wii, and Dreamcast

DOS (including FreeDOS)

experimental TempleOS port "coming soon"

taken as a whole, this will mean that it can run on on x86, x86-64, ARM32, ARM64, PowerPC, m68k, RISC-V, and PDP-11

[dragon-in-a-fez]

did I REALLY just see a post using a single study of EIGHTEEN! PEOPLE! to argue there is statistical evidence that gen z college students can't read. be serious for five seconds

[dragon-in-a-fez]

my favourite part was actually the comment in the notes that was like "professors were complaining about this 30 years ago", but then instead of recognising that as obvious evidence against the underlying argument, they were just like "hard to believe the crisis has been going on that long!"

what, you mean the crisis that according to the post you're replying to is due to technologies that didn't fucking exist 30 years ago??

[dragon-in-a-fez]

how is it we are entering our fourth decade of the youth being stupid because of chatGPT (3 years old) and smartphones (18 years old)? well obviously the youth are so stupid it broke time

[gobusto]

kids these days can't even maintain chronological consistency 🙄

[possibly-evil]

[niyarest]

im from an alternate universe but not a cool interesting one, the only difference is that a natural third option when asking if you'd like something to drink other than coffee and tea is instant soup in a cup

[niyarest]

it just makes sense to offer a savory option

lots of flavors too

[niyarest]

Coffee Shop AU is not as popular as Soup Store AU there

[gobusto]

makes sense, there's more options; the only thing to do in a coffee shop is buy coffee, but in a soup store you could also buy clothes

[gobusto]

yea. the soup store :)

[yurisorcerer]

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