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KNIGHT OF MIND PROSPITIAN Casey - 26 - They/Them/Theirs - Pan Ace - Still Homestuck Trash Hello there. I'm getting better at tagging stuff, but I'm still not perfect at it. If you'd like me to tag anything in particular, feel free to come ask me (anon or not) and I'll start tagging it reliably. Punching fascists > platforming fascists

[computationalcalculator]

one of these days I really need to get around to making an actual about or something. my blog description is several years out of date because it won’t let me save it anymore

[evilwizard]

i heard they’re adding a new creature to the nighttime

[thebloodthirstyavatar]

Owl 2

[evilwizard]

yeah it’s owl 2

[setulose]

Hi. It's me, Trustfund Whitelady, here to tell you all about my queer-owned small business oddities shop. Check out our multiple products on offer such as: quartz bought in bulk from Amazon, $5 vinyl stickers of animals in cowboy hats, king cake plastic baby earrings, and up in our display case, a taxidermied bat we for sure don't have a permit for. Our brick and mortar store has no available parking or public restroom but it DOES smell so strongly of incense that you'll need to hose yourself down after exiting :) If you can't make it out to the shop, no worries! We'll be at the craft market next Saturday between the amigurumi mushrooms stall and the 3d printed fidget slugs stall

[punkitt-is-here]

realized how i sounded talking out loud today

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[thickness-protection-program]

If you ask me I don't want "good Christians" in government to counter the "bad Christians" I just want a separation of church and state like they promised us in third grade

[qqchurch]

huh.

[theblimpfruit]

saw this follow-up

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

It used to be cold. There used to be all these bugs.

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

Maybe he understood for the first time that to the boy he was himself an alien. A being from a planet that no longer existed. The tales of which were suspect. He could not construct for the child’s pleasure the world he’d lost without constructing the loss as well and he thought perhaps the child has known this better than he.

[dappercyborg]

The grass used to be green in the summer not brown

[middleearthorcseeksspaceorc]

In autumn, puddles would freeze overnight, and give the sharpest, sweetest snap when you stepped on them. All gone by late morning, but reappearing the next day with sharp crinkles and chimes.

[whatdoyoumeannospaces]

mayflies used to coat the road so thoroughly in spring that their corpses made the road more slippery than black ice.

[vrpltransdyke]

All I remember are the live bugs. I remember driving down the highway and openethe window, hundreds brought in by the draft. Saved from being splattered on the hood and windshield. Flying awkwardly as they mated midair.

I don't remember when the last time I saw one

[classicslesbianopinions]

ctrl+f is one of the greatest things to happen to academia and indeed this world

[classicslesbianopinions]

it seems like some people don't know keyboard shortcuts so here are some of my favorites. each shortcut is a set of keys that you will press at the same time:

ctrl+f, obviously: search/find, will search a page/document for a word or phrase

ctrl+c / ctrl+v: copy/paste, highlight text and hit ctrl+c and it'll show up again when you hit ctrl+v

ctrl+x: cut, it does the same thing as ctrl+c but it deletes the text, again it'll show up when you hit ctrl+v

ctrl+z / ctrl+shift+z: undo/redo. ctrl+z will undo whatever you just typed, ctrl+shift+z will put it back.

ctrl+a: highlights all the text on a page. this one is a real unsung hero.

ctrl+p: print document.

ctrl+s, ctrl+shift+s: save, save as (for when you're working on a document or project that needs to be saved. note that i don't think ctrl+shift+s works on microsoft word anymore for some godforsaken reason)

also, if you're working with text and you press control while pressing the arrow keys, your cursor will jump from word to word instead of letter to letter. saves a lot of time if you're proofreading/formatting.

be sure to check individual programs and system settings to see what other shortcuts might be available to you. some people have mentioned ctrl+t opening a new tab in a browser, for example.

if you go into your system settings on your computer and search "shortcuts" you can probably also change these or set up new ones. for example i always use a shortcut to switch between keyboard layouts quickly so i can go back and forth between the greek and latin alphabets on the fly. which is epic and awesome!

[wuggen]

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

[wuggen]

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

[fictionvssleep]

[veltroxx]

unexpected sounds can really shift your whole perception of a space.

[abductormom]

[evillesbianvillain]

Never ask a man his wage, a woman her age, marjane satrapi what her thoughts on israel were

[omgellendean]

To those who want to know.

[garlickedbreadx3]

Forgot to post but instead of doing homework or anything productive I drew this:

It was just a quick sketch with no real effort put into it (for the funni)

Might update it later but for now this is it

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

whenever i meet anyone good at complex mental math with numbers with 3+ digits I assume they're a time traveler and/or vampire from like the rennaissance or whenever when rich ppl would get really good at doing that stuff really quickly as like a flex

[cavegirlpoems]

early magic card: Dawn Hawk late-stage magic card: Hubert Farnsworth, Brilliant Inventor (tm)

early yugioh card: Cabbage Warrior late-stage yugioh card: Twilight Memnosinner Exhuvia

early pokemon card: Diglet late-stage pokemon card: Diglet ZZZ+

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

under laboratory conditions we've actually proven that it's possible for a tumblr user to tag funnier as a system on a post not already about plurality, but i don't think we'll see an occurrence in the real world for years, if ever.

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

as i see it, it's actually very simple. a lot of coming of age stories with "boy" main characters want to show their main character "struggling to achieve manhood" as part of their arc. however, part of the construction of masculinity is that it is innate and totally natural, to struggle with masculinity in any visible fashion is to have failed already. thus, such main characters, when viewed externally, are easily transmisogynized.