The true humor in the Yeetus Vanitas scene stems from how fucking fast he flies.
Just look at that empty bitch go.
I wish I had the measuring skills to calculate exactly what his velocity was because fuck me, that boy is a blur.
okay so bc it’s 1 AM i said screw it and decided to calculate the velocity because i can.
since it’s late i decided to just eyeball the distance and the time it took for vanitas to travel from sully to the door. as you can see by this diagram:
i determined that it takes approx 0.5 seconds for vanitas to travel from sully to the door, which is about 3 yeetuses apart (1 yeetus is vaintas’ height). now assuming vanitas starts the yeet at an initial velocity of 0, we have everything we need to calculate his final velocity and constant acceleration.
using the kinematic equations i concluded that vanitas travels at a rate of 24 yeetus/s^2 with a final velocity of 12 yeetus/s.
and since we officially know Sora’s height from the word of god (it’s 160 cm), and Sora and Vanitas have the same height, i determined:
vanitas final velocity @ door = 19.6 m/s = 43.8 mph = 70.6 kph
yeet acceleration = 38.4 m/s^2 = 85.9 mph/s = 138.2 kph/s
which is a pretty fast yeet.
You fucking mad individual, I love you.
Also,YEETUSES!
The power of Yeetus
I did further investigating. That acceleration is equivalent to nearly 4 Gs of force. Vanitas is experiencing more force than astronauts being launched into space (around 3 Gs). Yeetus Vanitas is rocket science.
