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[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[imagineham-deactivated20180328]

Australia is a fucking weird place

[mszombi]

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

[complexedly-deactivated20240327]

URGENT PSA!!!!

SNAPCHAT NOW GIVES AWAY YOUR LOCATION TO EVERYONE!!!

With Snapchats latest update (22.06.2017) The ‘Snap Map’ reveals your location to everyone unless you turn it off, this feature is automatically turned on with the latest update so you HAVE to turn it off. (Seriously it will show what part of your building you’re in it’s that accurate!)

Make sure you turn on ‘Ghost mode’ NOW! If you do takeovers, always check that the acc is on ‘Ghost Mode’ before posting anything

HOW TO TURN ON GHOST MODE

Pinch your stories screen (The location setting won’t show up in settings until you’ve viewed the map for the first time!!)

Snapchat will take you though an intro thing showing you how the map works (and how scarily accurate it is)

it will pop up asking you to choose who can see your location, turn it to ghost mode.

BE SURE TO CHECK THIS SETTING AFTER EVERY FUTURE SNAPCHAT UPDATE, social media are notorious for changing settings back during updates. Be safe everyone!!

[nevaehtyler]

She did THAT

[tastefullyoffensive]

Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year (via Star-spangled-Banner)

[foodffs]

Hot chocolate day

MALTED INSTANT HOT CHOCOLATE MIX

SPECIAL INGREDIENT HOT CHOCOLATE

Caramel Spicy Hot Chocolate

Hot Chocolate Pancakes

HORCHATA MEXICAN HOT CHOCOLATE

nutella hot chocolate recipe

2-INGREDIENT CREAMY DARK HOT CHOCOLATE

Hot Chocolate Dip

DIY Hot Chocolate On A Stick Recipe

20 HOT CHOCOLATE RECIPES

The Ultimate Guide For Spiced Hot Chocolate

More recipes here

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[ramuneicepop]

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex. Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

[tinarannosaurus]

[thecrazytowncomics]

No One Forced You To Get Married

[alt-and-black]

one of my coworkers said something like this and it made me think about married culture in the US. his wife had been out of town for the week and he was really excited to go home and see her and we asked if they were doing something special, and he was like “No??? I just missed my best friend.”

[expired-blog-deactivated2020051]

the comment above is the cutest thing in the world

[architorturedsouls]

Academy of Art & Architecture / Wiel Arets

[tastefullyoffensive]

Hello darkness, my old friend… (via heIdbyhes)

[radenswift]

Trump Supporters Drinking Game!

Hey Guys so this is a pretty simple game to fan your fiery spirits after hearing Donald Trump speak assuring us he's the right man to lead this country. This game can be anywhere from 1- infinity amount of players. Literally all you need is a nice bottle of jack Daniels or Johnny walker , or anything you'd prefer in a shot form. Now as your listening whether it be a recording or on live television , every time he says " I have or I have never" you jot down what he says following that. Then each person takes a coin and flips it, Heads: you FUCKING FACT CHECK HIS SHIT. Tails: Flip again until you get heads.

[danikruse]

Commission! want this as a print?

[1morey]

Andy Dwyer

Peter Quill/Star-Lord

Owen Grady

Josh Farraday

[hijabihybrid]

 yussour 

No that’s not true. You’re married. If you believe your man is a douche then unfortunately you’re with the wrong guy. My husband is not a douche, he’s the kindest human being I’ve ever met so don’t bother with that generalization lol

Lol there are nice douches haha like i said, there are different levels. All im saying is, there isnt a perfect man out there. Like alhamduilah my husband is a blessing from Allah, i love him, but to say there haven’t been times where i was like “Wow you’re really gonna eat all the bread without asking if i want any??? really?? okay.. i see you bae”  like there is just different levels so its about getting past this perfect picture of what a man is supposed to be and accept them for their flaws.  

[redchilliflakee]

Yeah no that’s just silly. Calling someone that word is seriously out of order especially your own husband… Lol. My husband has flaws and his flaws doesn’t make him a douche it makes him a human being….. A douche is someone who’s rude, annoying, a BAD person. A douche can’t be a nice person dude

[luaren]

y'all see this?

[radenswift]

Lolwut

Lol when your party is panicking and uncertain of your candidacy 97 days before the frigging election, how the hell did we even get to this?

[radenswift]

That moment when you believe everything your dm says.