Thin White Lies

I'm Dani, a 22 year-old Puertorican girl aiming for the stars and indulging in her pleasures. Remember: no one else has to know our secret. I mostly reblog NSFW content but I have my SFW moments. I highly enjoy submissions so feel free to do so. Enjoy!

[heavensghost]

Young god // halsey

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Will Smith)

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[did-you-know]

Bill Murray once took a cab and found out the driver played the saxophone but never got to practice because he worked 14-hour days. So…

BM: “I said, ‘When do you practice?’”

Cabbie: “I drive 14 hours a day.”  

BM: “Well, where’s your sax?”

Cabbie: “In the trunk.”  

BM: “Pull over and get in the back, I know how to drive a car. ”

“Not only did he play all the way to Sausalito, which is a long way, we stopped and got barbecue. He [wound up] playing in what some would call a sketchy, weird place in Oakland at 2:15 in the morning. I was like, ‘Relax, man, you’ve got the [bleeping] horn! We’re cool!’ And it was great and it made for a beautiful night!”

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[alvaromoser]

[casier-loves]

Beg!!!! 😈😈😈

[livid-lotus]

help me take control of my fool imagination

[woezillle]

Hi Im bored and thirsty for questions, go ask me shit 💓

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[radioags]

You already know me. We just need to get together. Its already late!

Then send me a non-annonymous massage

[alexanderssskarsbrow]

[stef-des-deactivated20181203]

@camdamage today at Tension http://tensionmtl.ca/

[renwillis]

making of #video of pulled. #sketchaday of cat from tumblr @buttsandbeard - an adorable photo series

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#art #illustration #drawing #ipadart #ipadproart #procreateapp #sketch #sketchbook #digitaldrawing (at New York, New York)

[a--z--u--l]

Se me antojó una cerveza y estar contigo.

[skribblie]

An art collab with my girlfriend @fox-babi!! Sketch and coloring done by me, fantastic lineart by babe!

There’s one more collab we got, so expect that too! It’s even more gay and fab!!!!

[gestalta]

Floorwork practice today ^_^ Rope: Gestalta / Model: lovely @soapdawg #rope #art #gestalta #kinbaku #shibari

[naked-yogi]

WHO WANTS TO TIE ME UP IN YOGA POSES (especially mermaid pose this is one of my faves)

[mysharona1987]

Hilarious book dedications. 

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