What Your Favourite Hazbin Hotel Ship Says About You
Varlie/Chaggie: You’re a fan of being gay, sticking to canon and keeping it wholesome
Charlastor/Chalastor: Your ideal date involves wacky hijinks, after which hilarity ensues. Also, you made a fan-child for this ship
RadioDust: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of not wanting your dick sucked
Alastor/Husk: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting dunked on
Cherri Bomb/Sir Pentious: You are a firm believer of MEN👏GETTING👏PEGGED👏
HuskerDust/AngelHusk: This is like RadioDust but you also want good things for Angel Dust and really, who wouldn’t?
SpiderMoth: Your ideal relationship dynamic is flirt/tsundere, also you’ve been around the fandom long enough to know Vaggie and Angel Dust were planned to be a couple during development
Katie Killjoy/Tom Trench: You laugh at below-the-belt slapstick comedy, or you watch anime where the main love interest is a raging tsundere
Valastor/Vaggstor: You wish a woman would just hold her blade against your neck, and would it be too much to ask for her to slightly tilt your chin with it?
Lucifer/Alastor: One day you decided, “You know what’s better than one fucked up edgy boi? Two fucked up edgy boiz!”
Vaggie/Charlie/Alastor: Man fuck a ship war, you’re just here for a hell of a time
CharlieDust: You weren’t surprised when this didn’t show up at first, and you are a sucker for bad boys getting soft for the personification of sunshine
SirDust: You just love the thought of Sir Pentious getting blushy like a shoujo protagonist
Cherri Bomb/Angel Dust: You think ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ is a severely underrated relationship dynamic
RadioSnake: This is like SirDust but kinkier
Chusk/Hurlie: You love the ‘Savvy Guy and Energetic Girl’ trope
Charlie/Sir Pentious: You’re convinced a villain should take a day off from their world domination plan to have tea with the hero