Alastor

The Radio Star is back in town

[radiostar-alastor]

Salutations!

Good to be back on the air

Yes, I know it's been a while

Since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast

My name is Alastor Hartfelt, yes, THE infamous Radio Demon. A pleasure to meet you, quite the pleasure. My darlings Vox ( @weatherboy-tvhead ) and Valentino ( @i-only-fuck-10s ) asked me to make an account as we recently got engaged. I simply cannot say no when they both are pleading.

This page is not for children, please refrain from interacting if you are under the age of 18.

This account is canon divergent, Alastor is demisexual and panromantic. He is engaged to Valentino and Vox.

Formerly known as radio-kxlled-the-video-star. I made the mistake of deleting the wrong page while half-asleep.

NSFW for obvious reasons (looking at you Val)

Mod is 29

Keep asks appropriate

OCs are welcome

[radiostar-alastor]

working on something new

[radiostar-alastor]

Alastor waited patiently at the end of the aisle with Vox, smiling sweetly when Valentino walked down the aisle. It was a beautiful sight, Valentino looked divine in his wedding gown. The three exchanged wedding vows and I dos, broadcasted all over Hell thanks to Vox's company. It was sweet and beautiful and everything Alastor could ever have hoped for, he had never thought that one day he would find not just one but two amazing partners. And as they walked out of the venue, he thought about their future and how eternity sounded so much better with them by his side

// @i-only-fuck-10s @weatherboy-tvhead

[i-only-fuck-10s]

*Wraps him in a fluffy blanket, puts on a funny cartoon, sets down his favorite snacks (including one of Al's shirts) and cuddles him*

- @radiostar-alastor

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(waterworks begin... crying like a fountain)

[radiostar-alastor]

*Alastor pulls Val closer and lets Val cry into his fur, gently rubbing his back between his wings.* I got you, mi amor, let it all out

[theflatfacedprince]

Well Well Well, Vincent, still trying to get on your "business" partner's good side

- @radiostar-alastor

⚡︎ “That isn’t any of your concern, bitch! I am not simply trying. I am very much succeeding, it is just our way of expressing ourselves.”

“You wouldn’t understand.”

@radiostar-alastor

[radiostar-alastor]

"Well color me intrigued, Vincent. I am surprised that you are succeeding in winning him back, especially after nearly killing all of us. Impressive weapon, when it wasn't pointed at me."

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ “If it wasn’t interrupted, I wouldn’t have to deal with incessant torment no longer. That smug fucking smile would be wiped from the surface of Hell once and for all.”

“It is taking time but it is one step at a time. I will regain my power and loyalty then it will be time for round 3.”

[radiostar-alastor]

"Unfortunately for you, I am not interested in a round three or four. Fighting you has gotten rather tiring and frankly, boring. I much preferred the times that we danced and drank together."

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ “…Wait what? The fuck?! After countless decades of fighting, it is suddenly stops because you get fucking bored?! You are really sending mixed signals and that is normally my thing.”

“Anyway, you were the one who ruined what we had previously when you mocked and tormented me at one small deal.”

[radiostar-alastor]

"You're right, I ruined what we had and I should not have done that. However, how did you expect me to accept to be your business partner after you explicitly told me that you got rid of all your previous business partners while you were alive?"

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ “The great Alastor admitting he is wrong? Now, I know this is a fucking trick. Did the princess set you up to this?”

“Those weren’t business partners. They were competitors, fucking obstacles that were in my way and needed to be taken care of and I did it. I needed them gone to rise up further.”

[radiostar-alastor]

"Perhaps. But I was above you, was I not? In the ranking of the strongest sinner, there could only be truly one and if I was on top, you could not be. And you could not become the strongest per my deal with Rosie as long as I were alive."

"As for the insinuation that Charlie put me up to this, she did not. I guess staring down the barrel of a laser that could permanently wipe me from existence simply gave me a lot to think about."

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ “Well, it would be obvious to see that I am no longer the strongest sinner. That trick of fucking word play and the obliteration of countless sinners caused my approval rating to plummet, everything shattering and I am left with nothing less throughout this torment. It would seem you were right…”

“Don’t let that get to your head!”

“Oh yeah? what else did it give you to think about exactly other than to mock me further initially?”

[radiostar-alastor]

"You can rebuild your empire, I know you can, Vincent. After all, you rose from the bottom to the top multiple times throughout your existence."

"It made me realize that we were much better off as friends or whatever those feelings were called, I do not listen to a lot of the princess's lessons, rather than constantly fighting. It is amusing if we battle, but seeing you go completely insane was..."

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ "Pfft, highly unlikely. There is only a number of times you can rise and fall. That chance is now gone. My company, no longer mine. My reputation tarnished. The trust the Vees had in me simply diminished no matter how much I beg and plead. I am lucky to have my body back at all when I could've been left in a fucking box on the street." Vox averted his gaze away.

"Well, the past happened. Nothing can change that and now all we can do is look forward to everything to come." A scoff let his lips. "In Hell, everyone goes insane sooner or later. Some quicker than others, some easier to break."

[radiostar-alastor]

Alastor tilted his head, his ears flopping to the side. "You? Giving up? That's depressing. And rather disappointing, old pal. I believed that you were better than that, that you were destined for the top, but I guess you are just a bottom dweller."

[jjoneechan]

📻📺 drunken bet

more drunk Al cuz he’s so funny

They are AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE

other bar patrons: ‘there they go flirting again…’

more drunk Al here ->

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[theflatfacedprince]

Well Well Well, Vincent, still trying to get on your "business" partner's good side

- @radiostar-alastor

⚡︎ “That isn’t any of your concern, bitch! I am not simply trying. I am very much succeeding, it is just our way of expressing ourselves.”

“You wouldn’t understand.”

@radiostar-alastor

[radiostar-alastor]

"Well color me intrigued, Vincent. I am surprised that you are succeeding in winning him back, especially after nearly killing all of us. Impressive weapon, when it wasn't pointed at me."

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ “If it wasn’t interrupted, I wouldn’t have to deal with incessant torment no longer. That smug fucking smile would be wiped from the surface of Hell once and for all.”

“It is taking time but it is one step at a time. I will regain my power and loyalty then it will be time for round 3.”

[radiostar-alastor]

"Unfortunately for you, I am not interested in a round three or four. Fighting you has gotten rather tiring and frankly, boring. I much preferred the times that we danced and drank together."

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ “…Wait what? The fuck?! After countless decades of fighting, it is suddenly stops because you get fucking bored?! You are really sending mixed signals and that is normally my thing.”

“Anyway, you were the one who ruined what we had previously when you mocked and tormented me at one small deal.”

[radiostar-alastor]

"You're right, I ruined what we had and I should not have done that. However, how did you expect me to accept to be your business partner after you explicitly told me that you got rid of all your previous business partners while you were alive?"

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ “The great Alastor admitting he is wrong? Now, I know this is a fucking trick. Did the princess set you up to this?”

“Those weren’t business partners. They were competitors, fucking obstacles that were in my way and needed to be taken care of and I did it. I needed them gone to rise up further.”

[radiostar-alastor]

"Perhaps. But I was above you, was I not? In the ranking of the strongest sinner, there could only be truly one and if I was on top, you could not be. And you could not become the strongest per my deal with Rosie as long as I were alive."

"As for the insinuation that Charlie put me up to this, she did not. I guess staring down the barrel of a laser that could permanently wipe me from existence simply gave me a lot to think about."

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ “Well, it would be obvious to see that I am no longer the strongest sinner. That trick of fucking word play and the obliteration of countless sinners caused my approval rating to plummet, everything shattering and I am left with nothing less throughout this torment. It would seem you were right…”

“Don’t let that get to your head!”

“Oh yeah? what else did it give you to think about exactly other than to mock me further initially?”

[radiostar-alastor]

"You can rebuild your empire, I know you can, Vincent. After all, you rose from the bottom to the top multiple times throughout your existence."

"It made me realize that we were much better off as friends or whatever those feelings were called, I do not listen to a lot of the princess's lessons, rather than constantly fighting. It is amusing if we battle, but seeing you go completely insane was..."

[theflatfacedprince]

Well Well Well, Vincent, still trying to get on your "business" partner's good side

- @radiostar-alastor

⚡︎ “That isn’t any of your concern, bitch! I am not simply trying. I am very much succeeding, it is just our way of expressing ourselves.”

“You wouldn’t understand.”

@radiostar-alastor

[radiostar-alastor]

"Well color me intrigued, Vincent. I am surprised that you are succeeding in winning him back, especially after nearly killing all of us. Impressive weapon, when it wasn't pointed at me."

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ “If it wasn’t interrupted, I wouldn’t have to deal with incessant torment no longer. That smug fucking smile would be wiped from the surface of Hell once and for all.”

“It is taking time but it is one step at a time. I will regain my power and loyalty then it will be time for round 3.”

[radiostar-alastor]

"Unfortunately for you, I am not interested in a round three or four. Fighting you has gotten rather tiring and frankly, boring. I much preferred the times that we danced and drank together."

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ “…Wait what? The fuck?! After countless decades of fighting, it is suddenly stops because you get fucking bored?! You are really sending mixed signals and that is normally my thing.”

“Anyway, you were the one who ruined what we had previously when you mocked and tormented me at one small deal.”

[radiostar-alastor]

"You're right, I ruined what we had and I should not have done that. However, how did you expect me to accept to be your business partner after you explicitly told me that you got rid of all your previous business partners while you were alive?"

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ “The great Alastor admitting he is wrong? Now, I know this is a fucking trick. Did the princess set you up to this?”

“Those weren’t business partners. They were competitors, fucking obstacles that were in my way and needed to be taken care of and I did it. I needed them gone to rise up further.”

[radiostar-alastor]

"Perhaps. But I was above you, was I not? In the ranking of the strongest sinner, there could only be truly one and if I was on top, you could not be. And you could not become the strongest per my deal with Rosie as long as I were alive."

"As for the insinuation that Charlie put me up to this, she did not. I guess staring down the barrel of a laser that could permanently wipe me from existence simply gave me a lot to think about."

[theflatfacedprince]

Well Well Well, Vincent, still trying to get on your "business" partner's good side

- @radiostar-alastor

⚡︎ “That isn’t any of your concern, bitch! I am not simply trying. I am very much succeeding, it is just our way of expressing ourselves.”

“You wouldn’t understand.”

@radiostar-alastor

[radiostar-alastor]

"Well color me intrigued, Vincent. I am surprised that you are succeeding in winning him back, especially after nearly killing all of us. Impressive weapon, when it wasn't pointed at me."

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ “If it wasn’t interrupted, I wouldn’t have to deal with incessant torment no longer. That smug fucking smile would be wiped from the surface of Hell once and for all.”

“It is taking time but it is one step at a time. I will regain my power and loyalty then it will be time for round 3.”

[radiostar-alastor]

"Unfortunately for you, I am not interested in a round three or four. Fighting you has gotten rather tiring and frankly, boring. I much preferred the times that we danced and drank together."

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ “…Wait what? The fuck?! After countless decades of fighting, it is suddenly stops because you get fucking bored?! You are really sending mixed signals and that is normally my thing.”

“Anyway, you were the one who ruined what we had previously when you mocked and tormented me at one small deal.”

[radiostar-alastor]

"You're right, I ruined what we had and I should not have done that. However, how did you expect me to accept to be your business partner after you explicitly told me that you got rid of all your previous business partners while you were alive?"

[theflatfacedprince]

Well Well Well, Vincent, still trying to get on your "business" partner's good side

- @radiostar-alastor

⚡︎ “That isn’t any of your concern, bitch! I am not simply trying. I am very much succeeding, it is just our way of expressing ourselves.”

“You wouldn’t understand.”

@radiostar-alastor

[radiostar-alastor]

"Well color me intrigued, Vincent. I am surprised that you are succeeding in winning him back, especially after nearly killing all of us. Impressive weapon, when it wasn't pointed at me."

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ “If it wasn’t interrupted, I wouldn’t have to deal with incessant torment no longer. That smug fucking smile would be wiped from the surface of Hell once and for all.”

“It is taking time but it is one step at a time. I will regain my power and loyalty then it will be time for round 3.”

[radiostar-alastor]

"Unfortunately for you, I am not interested in a round three or four. Fighting you has gotten rather tiring and frankly, boring. I much preferred the times that we danced and drank together."

[theflatfacedprince]

Well Well Well, Vincent, still trying to get on your "business" partner's good side

- @radiostar-alastor

⚡︎ “That isn’t any of your concern, bitch! I am not simply trying. I am very much succeeding, it is just our way of expressing ourselves.”

“You wouldn’t understand.”

@radiostar-alastor

[radiostar-alastor]

"Well color me intrigued, Vincent. I am surprised that you are succeeding in winning him back, especially after nearly killing all of us. Impressive weapon, when it wasn't pointed at me."

[i-only-fuck-10s]

valastor fankid?

- wings have deer spots/also like a toxic mushroom 🍄

- purple curly hair (same texture as Alastor's when he was alive)

- black tips (wings/ears)

- heart antennae & ends of ears

- moth wings

friend response:

[radiostar-alastor]

this will be canon for Val and Al

[theflatfacedprince]

Valentino has been quite the fun man to hang out with, he has been telling me all sorts of secrets. Like how you have a shrine for me, how unsettling

- @radiostar-alastor

⚡︎ “PFFFT WHAT?! I don’t have a shrine of you. Why would I? That is just a dumb fucking idea and if anyone has a shrine, it should be burnt to the ground. Overall, a stupid idea that shouldn’t be pursued.”

“Wait…why are you hanging around with Val? What has he got that I don’t?”

“I MEAN, What else has he been saying? All these secrets…”

@radiostar-alastor

[radiostar-alastor]

Alastor chuckles and twirls his cane before leaning against the top of it. "Hmm, what does he have that you don't? Well the charm, the look and the sex appeal. He has been teaching me quite a lot in that last department."

Another chuckle, slightly distorted from the radio frequency, as Alastor studies Vox with renewed interest, a look similar to how he looked at Vox 50 years ago. "He did mention something about you having videos of me playing while you are in your bed, all alone, with the room entirely dark."

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ He asked…he did ask and it seemed that Alastor held some honesty? He hated the answer but a part of him couldn’t quite believe it. “Surely that cannot be true.” Vox scoffed. “I have that all and so much more, especially more than Val.” A deep agitated sigh left his lips as he raised hands to adjust his bow tie, a sly attempt to keep it all together. He couldn’t allow Alastor to see that he was pushing at his buttons.

“Wait…” Vox approached Alastor. “Val has been teaching you sex appeal? You, Mr Ace in the hole, won’t fuck anyone even if they begged, has been taught sexual appeal from the porn overlord? Wha..eh…why?”

He then froze, his screen buffering and flickering for a moment. A lump forged in his throat that he attempted to force away, his eyes widening. “So..” His voice came out more high pitched but he quietly fixed that by clearing it. “So what if I have? It isn’t any of your business what I do in my spare time…no none!”

[radiostar-alastor]

Sharp laughter escaped Alastor, his shoulders shaking and his head thrown back in pure, unadulterated amusement. "Not sex appeal, my dear old pal, Val is teaching me sex." He corrected Vox once his laughter had died down, pretending to wipe away an imaginary tear from his eye as if Vox's assumption had been the most hilarious thing he has heard in a long time.

The high pitched sound caught his interest and he leaned closer, his face a few inches away from Vox's screen as he studied him. "My my, I always knew you were a creep, but a pervert too? I must say, I am almost disappointed in your foolishness, Vincent~"

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ A look of confusion spread over Vox’s screen at the sudden roar of laughter before having a sudden realisation. “Been teaching you…sex?” He questioned, his voice growing quiet whilst almost zoning out. This all had to be processed. “Valentino…teaching you…sex..” He gestured with his hands, his finger pointing towards Alastor before turning to point over in an open space. A shudder ran over his spine. “AGHHH, I can’t believe I let that fucking bitch touch me, especially after touching…” He couldn’t even bear to say the words as he moved a closed fist to his mouth.

Vox almost flinched away as Alastor leant in close to him but he stood his ground. He couldn’t allow him to know it bothered him. “Well, sure. We are all in Hell for a reason. You make it sound like you are a perfect little angel yourself..” He stated, his eyes maintaining intense eye contact. “Anyway! I am not admitting to anything! You seriously taking the words of Val over mine?”

[radiostar-alastor]

Alastor continued laughing, drinking in Vox's confusion and rage like a fine wine, finding absolute amusement in it. He had expected Vox to be enraged by the fact that Alastor had allowed Val to touch him, to sleep with him, after denying Vox the same exact thing for decades. "Jealous, old pal? After all, I allow him to touch me but not you~"

His smile broadened when Vox didn't flinch or lean back, having to at least internally admit that he was surprised that Vox didn't move, didn't pull away despite the glitching on his screen. "You have not denied it, Vincent. So, it seems only correct if I assume that you are doing perverted things while watching my videos, alone, in a dark room, while in your bed." He purred, his radio static dropping for a moment when he said Vincent.

[theflatfacedprince]

Valentino has been quite the fun man to hang out with, he has been telling me all sorts of secrets. Like how you have a shrine for me, how unsettling

- @radiostar-alastor

⚡︎ “PFFFT WHAT?! I don’t have a shrine of you. Why would I? That is just a dumb fucking idea and if anyone has a shrine, it should be burnt to the ground. Overall, a stupid idea that shouldn’t be pursued.”

“Wait…why are you hanging around with Val? What has he got that I don’t?”

“I MEAN, What else has he been saying? All these secrets…”

@radiostar-alastor

[radiostar-alastor]

Alastor chuckles and twirls his cane before leaning against the top of it. "Hmm, what does he have that you don't? Well the charm, the look and the sex appeal. He has been teaching me quite a lot in that last department."

Another chuckle, slightly distorted from the radio frequency, as Alastor studies Vox with renewed interest, a look similar to how he looked at Vox 50 years ago. "He did mention something about you having videos of me playing while you are in your bed, all alone, with the room entirely dark."

[theflatfacedprince]

⚡︎ He asked…he did ask and it seemed that Alastor held some honesty? He hated the answer but a part of him couldn’t quite believe it. “Surely that cannot be true.” Vox scoffed. “I have that all and so much more, especially more than Val.” A deep agitated sigh left his lips as he raised hands to adjust his bow tie, a sly attempt to keep it all together. He couldn’t allow Alastor to see that he was pushing at his buttons.

“Wait…” Vox approached Alastor. “Val has been teaching you sex appeal? You, Mr Ace in the hole, won’t fuck anyone even if they begged, has been taught sexual appeal from the porn overlord? Wha..eh…why?”

He then froze, his screen buffering and flickering for a moment. A lump forged in his throat that he attempted to force away, his eyes widening. “So..” His voice came out more high pitched but he quietly fixed that by clearing it. “So what if I have? It isn’t any of your business what I do in my spare time…no none!”

[radiostar-alastor]

Sharp laughter escaped Alastor, his shoulders shaking and his head thrown back in pure, unadulterated amusement. "Not sex appeal, my dear old pal, Val is teaching me sex." He corrected Vox once his laughter had died down, pretending to wipe away an imaginary tear from his eye as if Vox's assumption had been the most hilarious thing he has heard in a long time.

The high pitched sound caught his interest and he leaned closer, his face a few inches away from Vox's screen as he studied him. "My my, I always knew you were a creep, but a pervert too? I must say, I am almost disappointed in your foolishness, Vincent~"

[theflatfacedprince]

Valentino has been quite the fun man to hang out with, he has been telling me all sorts of secrets. Like how you have a shrine for me, how unsettling

- @radiostar-alastor

⚡︎ “PFFFT WHAT?! I don’t have a shrine of you. Why would I? That is just a dumb fucking idea and if anyone has a shrine, it should be burnt to the ground. Overall, a stupid idea that shouldn’t be pursued.”

“Wait…why are you hanging around with Val? What has he got that I don’t?”

“I MEAN, What else has he been saying? All these secrets…”

@radiostar-alastor

[radiostar-alastor]

Alastor chuckles and twirls his cane before leaning against the top of it. "Hmm, what does he have that you don't? Well the charm, the look and the sex appeal. He has been teaching me quite a lot in that last department."

Another chuckle, slightly distorted from the radio frequency, as Alastor studies Vox with renewed interest, a look similar to how he looked at Vox 50 years ago. "He did mention something about you having videos of me playing while you are in your bed, all alone, with the room entirely dark."

[i-only-fuck-10s]

I dropped my phone on my face, can you kiss it better?

HA! U fuckin dumbass that's so stupid lmfaooo! imagine dropping ur phone couldnt be m- *proceeds to drop phone in his face*

DONT SAY A SINGLE WORD.

[radiostar-alastor]

*Alastor sighs and uses his shadow to pick up the phone before pressing gentle kisses on the spots that it had hit.*

[i-only-fuck-10s]

awwww *blushes like a schoolgirl and giggles happily*

(OOC: first thing that came to mind was SpongeBob blushing... lol)

[radiostar-alastor]

*Alastor smiles and leaves one last kiss on Val's lips* Better now, my beautiful soon to be marido?

[radiostar-alastor]

Why do you like red so much? Yellow is better, Bambi.

Red hides blood a lot better, lil one