[i-am-a-fish]

sitting

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tottosgreatadventure]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

[legendaryjellyfishfest]

[bushpoppy]

I was not meant to be a person I was meant to listen to music on the bus

[miniangel]

yall see “love” and immediately go to “romantic love” if you translate “love is the whole point” to “romantic love is the whole point” you need to rethink everything because love is found in everything. in community, in friendships, in family, in food, in nature so actually love is the whole point and u can die mad about it. hope this helps <3

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[ruinedchildhood]

[jame7t]

i want ads to feel pain when i skip them btw

[campyvillain]

i press the skip ad button and a tiny cut off wilhelm scream comes from my laptop

[christianstepmoms]

Before the internet, anytime you had a terrible idea, an awful string of words that you just needed get out into the world, about anything, even the most asinine shit, you didn't have Twitter or Tumblr to post it to. Instead you had to scrawl it on a large piece of cardboard, buy a ticket to WWF Raw and pray that the camera picked it up.

[christianstepmoms]

The bone stealing call out post would have fit in perfectly as a ringside fan sign in 1998.

[christianstepmoms]

These are all low-grade Tumblr posts

[mangonetics]

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

[ukrainian-psycho]

Hell yeah king show more skin!

[snowywarmthkuya]

you guys are just posting anything these days

[pukicho]

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

[pukicho]

[cakejam]

when someone unfollows me

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[glassbonespaperskin]

what is the meaning behind your url?

my life story, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

[shitboy96]

I just lost 3 followers. Was it the pumpkin fucking? I tagged it nsfw what more do you want from me? Was I supposed to NOT reblog a gif of a guy fucking a pumpkin? It’s Halloween. Grow up

[seppohater-deactivated20230613]

Is her bitmoji prettier than mine

[uoa]

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

[gaaraofsburbia]

Do we have to