A crossover between the tale of King Midas and the tale of King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold.
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A crossover between the tale of King Midas and the tale of King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold.
This is the cutest and most corny app for long-distance couples
Okay, so there’s this app called “Couple” in the app store. ((I think it may have been called “Pair” as well, but I’ve got the AT&T version.)) Let me tell you about this cute little motherfucking app.
Okay, so you have this icon
Not all that impressive, but still cute nonetheless.
Then you open it up, get yourself and your adorable-as-fuck significant other registered with an email and password. You get “paired” and have this little facebook chat sort of thing that only the two of you are able to see.
Oh, hey, and what’s this little thing?
Yeah. There’s this button you can press to gently tell your S.O. that they’re on your mind without having to say much more. How fucking cute is that?
Alright, so you’ve got a wall you two can share. Now there are other little features too such as a place you can draw on the same screen damn near to real-time.
And then you can take that shitty little drawing you created together and post it up on that wall so neither of you will forget how crappy phone screens are to draw with, but damn if that isn’t cute.
Lastly, you have the thumb kiss. Now this feature is unique because no matter where you are in the world, you can use this app and know that you’re both doing the same stupid thing and giggling like an idiot all the while. With a thumb kiss, you press your finger to the screen and your S.O.’s will show up once they do the same.
Then once they get close and/or touching, the screen changes a little
And after a second of touching, the screen turns red and vibrates to signify your “kiss.”
And if that’s not the cutest shit that a dumb little app on your probably-a-piece-of-crap-phone can offer, then you need to get out of my face and go try this app because it’s totally free and will have you smiling for a week.
gxspenst
Highly recommend. 10/10
Rebloging for all my followers out there with long distance relationships… This could help so much!
Also for anyone in a relationship who just want to feel closer whenever they’re apart.
Me and my girlfriend have been using this for close to a year and I had no idea about the thumb kiss that's fucking awesome I'm definitely telling her
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“what’s your zodiac sign?”
autocorrect: [constantly tries to correct me when i leave out the g in -ing words]
me: i know what I’m about son
me: *dissociates frequently*
someone: what have you been up to?
me: dunno
me: wasn't there
I want this one moment. It’s what I want in a relationship… which might explain why I am single now. Ha ha.
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The rare book library at Yale University has no windows because the walls are made of translucent marble.
Source
*Heavy breathing*
because direct unfiltered sunlight may damage the older books and age them more quickly
*EXTREME HEAVY BREATHING*
IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR LIBRARIES
good god that second image…
this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed