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@raer-laboratories
Do you have @raer-laboratories in there yet?
I don't! They're added to the list now!
OH! Geez I haven't thought about this in forever, lmao. Very glad to be thought of!
RAERA's dating preferences can be either All or None, your choice. Chaos or Harmony I suppose
> Rae? Do you mean the little AI guy here?
Whatās the 0aae0d file in pictures?
[Youāve opened the file titled #0aae0d. It is a picture of a specific shade of green, nothing remarkable.]
[Wait- something else has opened. Whatās this?]
[Will you reply?]
Rtumblr entity file #??: @patinaacceptance (or simply āPatinaā)
[And this oneās opened right next to the other. Hmhm.]
Rtumblr entity file #??: @flufferdancy816 (or āFlüffyā for short.)
[Strange⦠this file opened on its own. RAERA is still sleeping, so they canāt have done it. Hm.]
Open my phone
57 tumblr notifications
Confusion
Check notifications
Close tumblr
Proceed to cower in fear
While RAERA's asleep, I want to prepare something for them!
(Oh man, I hope I'm doing this right!)
*Clicks on Google Chrome*
*Types https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ into the search bar*
*Hits play*
There you are, RAERA! I hope you enjoy!
-š²
[Clicks have been registeredļæ¼.]
Can we look at your Saved Pictures?
[Hm. When did these all get corrupted?]
Guess whoās got their sketchbook out~?
*right clicks you and saves you into a folder called āfriends :)ā on my desktop*
*goes into the folder and clicks and drags you around the screen for fun so itās like youāre on a rollercoaster, or perhaps a big twisty slide*
some of us were put on this earth to draw characters standing against a blank background 5000 times
Rtumblr
1. c!Adam, c!Fluffy, c!Jay, c!Void, Perplexer, Maya, c!Dweebo, c!Possum. All of the characters, actually, but these are the ones that first came to mind.
2. c!Fluffy, c!Adam, Cupcler. Specifically the drawings of the tinier versions of them.
3. c!Aamit, c!Lucy.
4. K, Raera, c!Jay.
5. Cupcler, c!Adam, c!Fluffy for obvious reasons.
6. I wouldn't just torment a character for my own amusement, now would I?
7. c!Adam, c!Jay, c!Possum or c!Fluffy, they feel like the most fitting options, somehow.
Are you okay, why is there a domestic dispute going on in my feed -6umie
Because rtumblr has three and only three types of posts:
Soap opera
Fucked up complicated chart
Domestic dispute
and the one that escapes containment
incomprehensible lore breakdowns
yelling at Dan
hell
really pretty art
Cats
Random things being turned sexy. (i.e. a cup, the dandelion theory)
Absolute gender (or lack there of, but still very very good) designs of people's c!selves or a different character they're rp-ing as.
Suits
Text-Based Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Games
Generally incomprehensible images/posts
HR complaints
you entered this clown court, prepare yourself for it's foolishness
Anyone who's joined rtumblr in the last 24 hours might be even more confused than any new person here usually
My actual reaction to joining rtumblr today:
"Uhh... I feel like I'm missing some much needed context"
Oh, you're poor unfortunate soul
Yes please, I'd rather be confused and shocked and whatever other emotions this causes than have to trawl through this eldritch monstrosity myself
Hi there. Iāve kept track of all this bullshit. How many questions do you have
All of them? I honestly don't even know where to start
In the beginning there was the Kevin has feet post. Thereās more before that, but itās easier to start here, in my opinion.
So the Kevin has feet post. Summer of 2020, rtgame is on a break. Commonly tagged as khf if you want to see the post for yourself. It is were Onceler Dan was introduced. Quickly it spread, and a blog was born. Well, two blogs. Onceler Dan and Greedler Kev. This is the beginning of the original soap opera.
Important people of note in this era: Onceler Dan, Greedler Kev, Sev āSloraxā (miss them), Denial (now known better as Seb), Sg, MagentaBones, Lumpy, Drill
Still with me? No? Great.
Onceler Dan and Greedler Kev are business men, previously partners until a rough break up. They run companies for thneeds against each other now. Many people become employees for such companies. Tensions rose as they always do.
Now of note. Sev āSloraxā Slimecycle. They were a notorious simp for the two capitalists and was dragged in between this drama of events with interest in both parties. You see, many of the people participating in this soap opera wanted to find a way to bring Onceler Dan and Greedler Kev back together peacefully. But feelings arose.
Sev began to date Greedler Kev. Sevās goal was to get Kev and Dan back together (so i fail to see how that logic made them ask Kev out, but i digress..). There was anger from Onceler Dan, but also concern for Greedler Kev.
Sg, employee for Onceler Dan, shows interest in Onceler Dan, and they start dating.
And thatās the end of Season One. There is a brief intermission and then Season Two opens.
It starts with a screenshot of a conversation between Sev and Onceler Dan, in tumblr messages. Sev had confessed that they loved Onceler Dan. Kevler was devastated. Sev and Kevler break up, whilst Sg and Onceler Dan went on a date.
Eventually, after much pestering, Onceler Dan asks how Greedler Kev is doing.
And Kevler starts to crack. MagentaBones is killed by Greedler Kev. Many people rushed to try and calm Kevler down, but to no avail. Things start falling apart, not only with Kev, but also between Sg and Onceler Dan. Regrettably, I do not know the exact times that these next coming events occurred, however at some point Sg and Dan break up, Kevler revealed that he was going to propose to Dan, and a coupleās therapy server was opened.
A season three was scheduled, however not much actually happened.
And now weāre going into more recent times! I will type this one up in a separate reblog, just so you can read this summary easier.
I will begin this second part with this; I cannot confirm the 100% accuracy of the current times. Iāve been surprisingly busy, and so I may very well be missing large plot points that I simply havenāt seen. With that out if the way,
Important people to note of this era: Fluffy, Adam (snek), Hatcler (who i have tagged as daniel, for some reason), Possum, Copper, Jay, Aamit, Styx, Dweebo,
After months of barely anything, Rtgame goes on another break. And so everyone decided to go crazy again. I believe it began with (*deep sigh*) rtsans. Something about a Kevin mettaton blog also came up but I never saw much come out of it.
Anyways. Many blogs started to pop up, so many so that Fluffy decided to make a board to lay out connections, theories, facts and more. I canāt emphasize how terrible of a mistake that was /j
And so Fluffy has this board. And then more blogs show up, so the board expands. And then more blogs show up so the board expands some more. And- you see where this is going. Also something about magical john becoming a sexyman, which I donāt want to explain.
People begin to worry about Fluffyās sanity, which is fair enough, and encourage Fluffy to take a break and touch grass not go insane. However by this point, they were too far gone.
Now, there was something about the hat Fluffy had, that gave them powers to organize the board with their stringy powers, and Hatcler stole it, and then somehow Adam got it, but Iām going to be honest; I had no idea what happened here. I was like, working in an actual job when this happened lmao. Which, probably doesnāt qualify me to explain half of this. I might leave that to someone else.
I can explain Dweebo lore though, I was and am here for most of that. Dweebo is an AI that measures chaos levels, and seeing how chaotic this damn rtcu is, they decided to analyze many of the main participants. There is a catch though. There is another side to the (seemingly) friendly Dweebo AI that has been labeled Mimic, who seems to want to cause chaos as much as measure it. They have notably messed around with both Fluffy and Adam.
Adam is a snake demon whoās lore I am patiently waiting to piece together.
Fluffy is the child of Onceler Dan and god knows who else. They are the creator of the board, have very interesting string powers, and an equally as interesting story. Go check them out.
Aamit is the therapist to many of the people in the rtcu, and I donāt know how they even get anyone to sit down in the office, let alone talk about their problems.
Jay has a very interesting storyline that has been involved in Fluffyās story as well, and I wish I could explain it further, however I am doing this all based off memory, which probably is a bad idea.
Copper is an employee for Fluffy who has recently had a lot of drama with Fluffy.
can you tell iām running out of memory
And who am I in all this? Iām the guy who thought it was a good idea to keep track of the soap opera back in 2020. Iām The Newscaster, Perplexer, at your service. My character has never been paid for such service. I do have lore for even the newscaster, which I will not be sharing, figure it out on your own time. If you have more specific questions feel free to ask, and Iāll do things properly instead of just from memory.
@forest-is-sleepy
canāt tag asphalttrombone, but here is the complete (but very rough) rundown of events
Heyo, school started on Wednesday and Iāve had zero chance to work. So now Iāll just be posting whenever I get the chance. Very sorry :(