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I will be reblogging 18+ dni if under 18
the Handlers on base are mad at me because I’m taller than them and they can’t order me to stop flirting with their Hounds
Don't listen to the Handlers, they don't know what they are talking about, keep flirting with the hounds
Clears throat
Heyy
Oh, hey there~
Which rail gun is your favorite?
This is how hounds flirt right?
Gods, tough choice.. It’s between the Federal Electric YX-11 or the Capital Heavy Industries 155. How about yours?
I mean usually I just call one some variation of puppy and watch it melt, but this works too.
Oooo those are good choices
I prefer my modified Serena G11 Anti-Matter Rifle
I personally increased the range, impact, and fire rate for it
Nothing like firing a spiked titanium-adamantine alloy at mach fuck and watching everything in its path gain a brand new hole, practically deleting all matter it hits
I mean, that does work on every other hound, unfortunately that only works on me when it's from my Handler or pack-wife
Oh that sounds absolutely stunning.
My current rail rifle is a YX-11 but with a melee package on it that got recommended by an acquaintance. Really helped reinforce it for CQB purposes after my last two got destroyed, and it didn’t affect the range or reliability at all. Not that the reliability is the greatest anyway, but it hits like nothin’ else.
What’s your favourite movement style for a frame?
Fair enough. I’ve found it works really well on mechtech apprentices too. But for Hounds it’s always a coin flip between tech talk and sweet talk.
Oooo do tell, what melee package did you get?
I'm curious on what others use, no two melees are quite the same
As for favorite moment style, I tend to rock max speed, max dodge light weight build
And with accustomed to quick firing the Anti-Matter Rifle in mid to close range don't need much for protection if everything is dead before they can even truly lock-on
Also helps have an autonomous frame so I can participate in the battle like I'm Levi from AoT hehe~
I'm just too autistic to get most flirting until I'm already pinned to a wall, so tech talk is my go to
It’s the Bunyan Heavy Industries ‘Melee Reinforcement Package’ I believe. Haven’t used it too much in combat because it took a little to get fit for my railgun, but it’s an absolutely fantastic piece of kit.
Oh hell yeah, I run something similar. I even got a frame that has hover repulsors in the feet so it can glide around the field. I got a little armour and a shield on a subarm just in case, but really the armour would only stop the most basic shots coming at it.
Gods, that is really fuckin cool. I usually just go hard around the flanks and take down any enemy frames with my rocket pod and railgun. They never think to check behind ‘em.
That is friggen wicked,,
Incredibly valid, pinning people to the wall is my second go-to
Ooooo niceee. I am curious to see you and your mech in action once you've mastered it, I'm sure you'll be a top pilot for sure then
Ooo that's smart. Been wanting to make some modifications to my mech so I might borrow the glide ability for the added speed or less friction.
I do have a hard light pop up shield and plasma lined longsword for my mechs CQC but a subarm is quite smart.
And yea, flanking around the frames is very fun to do, especially if you pop off the leader of the squadron with the first shot.
Thank you! Helps confuse and distract enemy pilots as well as taking out exposed vital components.
Though can't lie, landing on an enemy mechs cockpit and shoving my sword straight through the glass always makes the pilots shit themselves. It's the funniest thing ever.
Oop, yea, yea that would work on anypne
I may still technically be a rookie by Hound standards, but I’d say I’m already pretty near the top, not to brag or whatnot. Haven’t even lost a frame, just three previous railguns that apparently “weren’t meant to be used in combat that way”, whatever that means.
You’re welcome to steal the idea, wasn’t even my thought to begin with. The hovers just came pre-installed on my beloved Stargazer when she left the factory. It’s the most satisfying thing to skate around in urban environments while avoiding fire.
You definitely got a better melee setup than me, I only got the solid shield and a retractable heat blade on my frame. It’s not the best for dueling, but I’m not planning on coming face to face with most of the rebels I usually fight.
And true! Luckily the forces my base usually deal with are uncoordinated enough that even knocking out a non-vital member of their squads make em start to panic.
Oh that sounds really fun. When you can see them freaking out it really adds to the entertainment, eh?
I mean, sounds like it's the manufacturers fault
Like, if it wasn't meant to be used that way, then why did you send it out into combat??
Skill issue on their fault, you just found its flaws for them to fix
Skating does sound fun, though my mech tends to do that already with the amount of thrust she gets. Might expand the idea into some kind of flight for some holy shots from above hehe~
Yea I don't plan on it but better safe than sorry. And it's always faster to swap to my secondary (aka sword and shield) than it is to reload in tight spots.
Damn luckyyyy. I have fight mercenary groups that only care about the paycheck so picking off the leader does fuck all but make them more aggressive.
Oh it's definitely a highlight. Though my favorite is to burst through a armoured hull that uses cameras to see, I like to pop out like a reverse chest burster and rip them up with my claws~
Eh, railguns aren’t the most durable things to begin with, and the first one I lost was after I used it to beat down an old heavy frame that had closed the distance too quickly. Was really fun, even if I forgot to switch off comms while it was happening. The second and third times were actually on me, ‘cause both times I was finishing off enemy frames and had pressed the barrel against the enemy’s cockpit hatch for dramatic effect. Safe to say, the barrels weren’t designed for that.
Oooo,, turning that into a flight system sounds like it would be really fun. I don’t really like being too high up in the air but I can’t imagine how fun it’d be to get a drop on enemies with something like that,,
Also makes sense. That’s why the heat blade on my frame is retractable, just need one moment and them zwip, I got a dagger out of my mech’s wrist.
Yeahhhh,, there’s occasionally one or two mercs looking for a paycheck but every other enemy up here is some ragtag rebel cell who thinks that they can “change the Empire”, somehow.
Gotta love that, especially if they’re on open comms for one reason or another. Hearing them plead makes everything worthwhile~
Sounds like a huge design flaw if you can't style on the enemy and finish them off by making them look down the barrel of the gun that's gonna evaporate them for reality, so not on you for that.
If anything I would love to use the flying system for a dramatic effect, especially if I can get my satellite system up and to aid me in battles.
That's really smart, especially helps in close quarters fights. Would love to take a look at that blade not gonna lie
Yea the amount of pilots I've wiped that think they can solo the empire and better than any hound they encounter. They are fun to disable and force them to watch as I wipe their entire squadron before giving them a slow crushing death.
Oh yea that's so much fun, freaks the fuck out and makes a few mechs freeze in their tracks, making them easy pickings for Divinity (my mech)
Well, they’re mostly meant for sniping moreso than melee. It just so happens that a telephone poll made of tungsten moving at Mach Fuck is even more effective at close range, even psychologically.
You got a whole satellite system???? Goddamn, that’s impressive. If I’m lucky I get one of the better AWACS pilots looking out for me.
If you can ever find a way to visit my base or I can find a way to get a transfer outta here, I’d be more than happy to show you! It’s older tech compared to some of the plasma stuff, but I like that even if the heat fails it’s still a physical blade.
Oh yeah. It’s always some brand new rookie too, like someone who maybe took out one or two of the grunts if they’re lucky, but really has no clue how to fight anyone with any actual skill. Always relies on the “power of friendship” to survive, never actually has it work out. It’s even more fun for me to leave ‘em alive and let the recovery team back at base know they have a new potential asset~
True!! They can never hold any composure. Which, guess I can’t blame them too much if their friend was suddenly aerosolized. Still, makes things simple.
Yea I can agree, seeing a sniper starting using their gun as a melee weapon would definitely fuck me up mentally for a second hehe
Handcrafted myself, took a few weeks and still in the testing stages, though only works if I'm getting space dropped and stay on the same continent. Otherwise it's a glorified comms. And so far it can only fire one shot before it literally melts outside with the amount of power it produces, so gotta fix that, somehow...
I mean send your planet cords and I'm sure I can go out for a trip. My current base is located on a fleet so not exactly stationary, though allows a lot more sortie opportunities.
Oh I love crushing the rookies soul. Though I find it a lot more merciful to kill them to let them get captured.
Oh very much so, and depending on the person I get a little trophy!
Not it's not a piece of them that's disgusting. But sometimes they have a expensive sidearm I can take for myself~
Yeah, it fucked up the techs too when I came back with a railgun that looked like a bendy straw. Or the two times I came back with ones that looked like blooming flowers. Taught me how to dodge wrenches though, so that’s good.
Gods-fucken-damn that is cool. I dunno much about tech beyond some basic frame repairs and whatnot, but that sounds hella advanced. I’d love to see those things in action, because I’ve only ever seen air support, not orbital support.
Well, I’m on Earth, so I’m not exactly worried about being somewhere too out of the way. It’s more permissions and stuff that’s an issue from what I know. My station’s on a base waaayyyy north, Outskirts Territory 14. Part of what used to be called Quebec before the imperial days, I think?
Yeah, same. If they mouth off enough I’ll leave ‘em for the recovery teams, but I’ll usually just mercy kill them if they’re not immediately dead.
Oh I’ll do the same thing on occasion! Usually a dogtag or sidearm, or for some reason if they got any particularly nice looking jewelry that hasn’t been too thoroughly bled on.
I mean, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bullet, so I think you are safe there. Though seeing a barrel looking like a blooming flower does sound kinda pretty in a mechanics worst nightmare way.
I built all my tech on my own, from my augments to my own mech. All handcrafted by me. And since I've been "adopted" is best term here, I got access to endless amount of tech and money. Hells I raided a bunch of rebel storehouses during my last sortie for a bunch of rare minerals and alloys for my next projects.
Though orbital support is rare, it's not unheard of, especially when we are fighting on a different planet every week. This will just be my own personal one if I can figure it out.
Ah that old place. Yea I was born somewhere in territory 10 I think? Somewhere in what was Alberta, but left the planet when I was still a babe. I'm sure I can figure out something to go out and get sent back there for a bit.
Ah yea, I remember the days I really mouthed off, now I just do it when I'm not shown the respect I deserve from the "Handlers"
Oh jewelry is such a good call. I usually trade whatever I find for some rum or vodka but I do keep the occasional purple or red gem stuff.
Checks out, I’ve dodged more bullets in my life than I have wrenches. Granted it’s a whole lot easier to dodge when you know you’re gonna be shot at, y’know?
Oh that’s fucken wicked. I could never imagine managing to do all that, I got all my augments immediately after I got volunteered into the army. Luckily free of charge, even if the optical ones don’t work all too well. That is so cool though.
Makes sense. I’ve only seen orbital stuff on recruitment ads because, well, I’ve never actually been out of atmo yet and the rebels we usually deal with aren’t worth the resources.
Hell yeah. I think I was born down somewhere in the Capital for the northeast territories? I dunno, I don’t really remember much from that part of my life, it doesn’t really matter much anyway. But yeah, would be hella fun to see you at my station.
I never really mouth off except to regs who start shit and the occasional Handler. Perk of the extra autonomy, means I won’t cower everytime I see someone in a coat.
Fair enough, I keep most of the loot I take. Aside from the occasional gift or payment for a favour. Command prolly wouldn’t like it if I got my hands on non-medical alcohol.
Oh definitely does help, but that goes both ways so it can make for some fun fire fights
Thank you thank you, I try my best with all them, even though it's mostly redneck jury rigged together at the end of the day. I only had like three augments before the empire adopted me, now I've had all my limbs replaced (mostly thanks to my Sister).
I'm curious on what your ads look like for that. Maybe if I can get the flight system working I could take you out of the atmosphere and check out the stars.
I remember more than the other hounds about my past life (unfortunately), but trust me it's for the best. Would love to get the first hand tour from you though~
Hehe yea, if I'm feeling cocky or my god complex is spiking I tend to seek out Handlers and command to run my mouth at them. Not like they can really punish me so it's pretty fun.
I mean, command doesn't need to know if you don't tell them. If you gift someone something you got and they gift you back an unlabeled drink that tastes strongly like alcohol, they don't have to know. It's how I got away with it before I got transferred to the fleet, now I just grab a bottle from a mess hall fridge.
Goddamn, that’s pretty cool. I think I still have all my original limbs attached? None of them look or feel like replacements, anyway. Guess part of it was they decided I didn’t need any replacements, and I haven’t been hurt too badly in combat yet. I dunno what else I really have though, my file’s above my clearance.
The ads are just the generic like, recruiting videos with a whole lotta stuff being blown up along with reasons why people should join the imperial military. I don’t care about the commentary but the weapons are pretty,, Oh, I’d love to go out of atmosphere! If command allows me to.
I’d happily give you a tour! The base isn’t the most complex, but I know it like the back of my hand! Even some of the parts that Hounds aren’t usually allowed in.
Command sort of act as my “handlers” until they find an actual Handler I’m willing to work with, so I don’t really talk back to them too much unless they’re telling me to do something stupid, but yeah I love bullying the actual Handlers around this base.
Ohhhhhh.. Oh! That makes sense! I’ve never thought about not telling them. That makes a lot of sense! I see what you’re saying!
Yea I'm honestly not upset with having my limbs replaced, though I did enjoy the process of my original ones being ripped off more than normal. Ngl the idea of forcefully having new augments from someone in a higher position of power does sound fun, though command doesn't like to touch me. I mean just do what I do, steal your own file and find out everything about yourself.
Now I'm curious on what weapons are shown in them, you gotta show me sometime. As for command, don't worry about them, I'll take the heat. Not like I listen to them anyways hehe.
Oooo wonderful, I'm excited to get the best tour guide on the base~
Ah yea I know that feeling, been there and all that. Never stopped me from talking back, but I do agree bullying the other real "Handlers" so much fun. Half of them barely know what to do with a dog that talks back, so one that has a sharp tongue really throws them in a loop.
Worse case I can always bring some options with me when I visit you, when we watch the stars and no longer on base grounds we can crack open some drinks~
I know like.. some of the basic augmentations I have. Like the standard neural ports and enhancements, and I think something called an interlink system? Also the optical “enhancement” that are why I have glasses. Handler told me about all those ones, and She said I didn’t need to know anything else, so why would I go against Her word to look at my file?
Oh, they show some tanks, and a lot of frames! And some of the air force planes and infantry small arms. It’s really cool! And okie, if you’re sure..!
I’ll make sure you see everything possible~! There are some really nice spots that not many people know about which I turned into lil hangout spots,,
True!! All of them are used to using brute force and blunt words to control their Hounds, so most of the Handlers on base aren’t exactly fans of me~ Not that I care though, none of them are Her.
Oooo,,, I know the perfect spot near one of the patrol routes! There’s a bit of a hill that overlooks a lot of the woods and plains and it is so pretty at sunset,,
Everyone says they have the basic neural ports but that's an augment I don't have. Might be because it doesn't fit in well with my mech fighting style. I do hear the interlink system is fun and almost comforting, is that true? I mean that is true, follow her words if you want, though if you are ever curious I'm happy to take a peek for you.
Oooo so some basic mass produced stuff but still interesting. Im sure the Hawks in the planes were happy to be put on tv for once. And yes I'm sure, at most they will confiscate whatever alcohol they can find but not all, well assuming they look at my records and are smart.
We love turning spots into our own little hangout places. I'm so excited to see what you did with yours and be brought to your personal area.
I still remember the one handler that tried to tame with pure torture, never ended well with him. Though it is cute you found someone to be so lovely for~
Ooooo, I'm excited to see that spot. I'm sure you know all the best vantage spots~
The interlink system is so comfy when it’s active,, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, and I can see the wires and circuits and things glowing under my skin when it’s working,,, though I don’t use it too much because none of the other Hounds on base have it and I’ve piloted Stargazer enough that I don’t need the assistance too often. I do think it’s best I don’t know what’s in my file, Handler said I don’t need to remember anything before my augments and She was never wrong.
True!! I think it was mostly the reg planes though, the high command don’t really like letting Hounds be public facing. It’s why Handler had to give me up when She got promoted, I think.
Oh yeah!! My personal room is so comfy,, it’s one of the single occupant rooms instead of in a bunk, and it’s not even in the kennels! And I have a lot of little cozy spaces in storage rooms and a couple vents. There’s even one in a storage room that’s right next to a bubble window so I can see out over the landscape!
Yeahhh.. There have been a couple Handlers like that who I’ve seen on base, but they usually don’t last too long before command straighten them out.
Of course I do~ wouldn’t be a very good sniper if I didn’t know the best places to get a drop, would I?
Huh, that sounds really lovely. Might look into it and make my own. And I do agree with your Handler, it's best not to remember, envious of you for that.
Eww reg planes can't fly for shit. Though yea they like to keep us hounds in the down low. Awww I'm sorry, I do hope you can see her again.
Ooooo that sounds so lovely! A lot better than my personal space. I bet the view from the bubble window is lovely, and I do hope your bed is comfy.
Oh lucky, the one that tried with me was one of the highest ranking Handlers at the base, so he was untouchable from command. Treated his hounds like shit though... But don't worry, he won't hurt anyone anymore. I made sure of it.
Hehe very true. I'm looking forward to seeing the best and your personal favorite spots. Who knows maybe we can do some target practice on a group of rebels hehe.
It’s a very fun system! But apparently can kinda cause heart issues if it’s set to too high of a level. I dunno, I’m just going off what the medtechs and Handler have told me before.
Yeah, the reg planes are kinda bad.. They do sound cool though! And thank you,, I’m hoping She’ll come visit me again sometime if She still remembers me.
The view is so pretty,, especially in the fall and winter when the trees change or when the snow starts. It’s practically a second bedroom for me at this point. Also yeah, my bed is so comfy! I’ve got so many blankets to bury myself under and a really nice mattress and a plushie shark,,,
Ah… Around here command usually have quite a bit more authority than the Handlers so that’s not usually a worry. Glad to hear you, er, dealt with him though!
That would be so fun! There’s a spot in the treeline I know a couple kilometres away from one of the roads that has a perfect view for ambushing rebels! And they never suspect it because, well, nobody survives to warn them!
Hmmm yea that might be an issue short term, worse case you get a new heart and that can do a load of benefits. I know a lot of Hawks tend to get them to hand the g-forces.
They do sound cool yea, just so slowwwww. I'm sure she remembers you, you seem like such a wonderful thing so I doubt she would ever forget you.
Oh that's wonderful, should send some pics when the seasons change. Just realized I haven't seen the seasons change in... a while. Damn you have a plushie? Envyyy. I should find out where to get some soft ones.
Well that's good, hope it keeps the handlers at bay. Yea, did it to protect the others, the solitary they have me for it was boring though.
Well sounds perfect! Would love to see how well our rail guns compare in the perfect exercise.
the dollgirls are kissing and ruffling each other’s skirts and saying awawawa. this is what sex looks like for them.
By princess decree, all caffeinated tea is to be kept under lock and key or at least on a high shelf, to prevent Doll Mischief
mechsplo be like:
“We gave the trans girl with gender disphoria a giant weapon and pumped her full of drugs, and this is what happened”
*flash cut to sesbian lex*
rebel who's had her fingers stuck in the mouth of the mech pilot she's captured for hours, because the hound is conditioned to bite down on the cyanide capsule in its tooth but not on a handler. so now it's just mumbling softly around the impromptu gag, while they both wait for someone to come sedate it.
my fucking knight just went awawa. what could this mean?
if you think about it a slime girl could live inside a doll girl’s hollowed insides.
the pullstring is NOT an erogenous zone??? quit that
if it isn't then why does this one moan when it's pulled?
Frustrated dollgirl messing up at simple tasks, failing because of its frustration and getting more and more distressed.
No witch in sight to comfort it at this hour. It's falling back into harmful thought patterns and anger and doesn't know what to do. It feels like it failed itself and its witch and all who care about it today.
well oiled machine = ive been jerking off the robotgirl
my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔
The t4c and transfem supremacy communities are filled with so many submissive cis girls. Where's the dominant cis women that want to use me like a toy?~ Where's the dominant cis woman that will ride me until I cant think anymore? I'm so desperate for a cis woman to love me
Im so desperate to eat a cis woman out right now. I havent done so in like 10 months. I miss having a girl sit on my face and hold my hair. And I especially miss 69ing
shout out to angels who are angry . rb if you are an angel who is full of rage a Lot of the time
Forever defending my lovely alterhumans, otherkins and therians who are creatures/things whose existence is often denied.
You're an alien? Great!!
A dragon? That's SO COOL
An angel? Me too <3
A fairy? Amazing!
A doll? Beautiful ♡
A demon? So valid !
A mermaid or a siren? Wow <3
And vampires, unicorns, pegasi, ogres or elves or whatever - yall are awesome and you deserve respect. And you should NEVER feel like you don't deserve to be taken seriously 🩶