Broke: Johanna Mason is straight
Woke: Johanna Mason is a lesbian
Bespoke: Johanna Mason, being from District 7 which is in the PNW, is functionally the closest the Hunger Games gets to having Corin Tucker from Sleater Kinney and thus is bisexual and should join Katniss’s eventual post-war band they’re all using to cope with the bullshit in lieu of (or ideally in addition to) therapy. And someone really should break into Plutarch’s fancy family archives and steal her a copy of All Hands on the Bad One because she deserves to know You’re No Rock n’ Roll Fun exists.















