Hm.. it's- ragebaiter. Friends would call me rage. That's all you get. What, did ya think I was giving you my civilian info that easy?
How old are you?
Between 24 and 53.
What're your pronouns?
Whatever's most convenient to the bit. (Aside from she/her.)
Why don't you show up to work more often?
What work? I'm a free soul, man.
Anything else you wanna say?
Yeah, actually. I'm piSSING ON THE MOON—
Connections:
@sdn-bootcamp-dispatcher
This right here is my lovely dispatcher that definitely isn't angry with me for slacking off! And he's... totally not going to yell at me, heh.
@roach-king-official
ROACH ROACH ROACH ROACH ROA—
Ooc info (+ full body of rage and doodles and small facts about him) under cut!
This is my dispatch oc and he makes zero sense right now and I doubt he'll make any sense in the future. He's made to not make sense actually I think- so yeah.
Anyway have doodles
FUN FACT BLAST:
He's I'd say in his late 20s
He works at SDN because it is funny. He has no clue why he wasn't fired yet but is not complaining
His crime? Possession of illegal substances (he tried to mutate his powers) (he succeeded) and also cyber bullying, stalking, battery, attempted murder, DUI
Why was he doing that? For the bit, honestly
His powers? Uh what makes you think I'm gonna tell you (/silly I will just later lol)
He's trans ftm (and refuses to bind or voice train he feels it's unnecessary for him personally)
He wears nail polish sometimes
He's got hairy arms and legs but I forgot to put that in one of the drawings 💔
The only reason he doesn't have long hair is because it irritates the back of his neck, he cannot stand it
Every single funny thing I think of is him coded now, he's taking over my brain
He is geniuinely the single most annoying person on the team
The type of dude to lean on you and go "what's uppppppp :3"
Annoying you by saying your name only to say "Hi >:3c" when you acknowledge him
*walks into Allan's office thing* "are ya winning son?"
One time he walked into headquarters with like 11 pans and went "I made eggs" (there were eggs in the pans. He didn't have plates or forks for the team to use though)
Taking a million detours during missions and documenting it and sending it straight to Allan to piss him off
Hits a different pose each time he's sent to blonde blazer but his favorite is crossing his legs on the desk and leaning back in the chair
Quotes sonic snapcube. A lot. Once tried to do it during an interview ("I've come to make an announcement") before he got the microphone snatched away by Rob or someone idk
He has a comically large harpoon-fishing rod thing that he fights with and it is the most inconvenient thing to see ever but it somehow works for him??? I don't even know how it works...
Tags? Maybe? Idk?
Do you always talk so much? — answering asks
Here fishy fishy... — general posting
Missed me! Missed me again! — end rp
Rage is busy causing chaos — ooc posting
You fool... I have seventy alternative accounts — rage is on the internet
F stands for fuckers! — interactions with his team
Gonna fucking kms I’m just trying to sit here in the living room and some video with shit about Shroud shows up on my phone and @sparkling-likemy-crystals looks at me and goes “hey is it just me or is he lowkey..”
I’ve never hit someone harder in my life until just now
Gonna fucking kms I’m just trying to sit here in the living room and some video with shit about Shroud shows up on my phone and @sparkling-likemy-crystals looks at me and goes “hey is it just me or is he lowkey..”
I’ve never hit someone harder in my life until just now
Gonna fucking kms I’m just trying to sit here in the living room and some video with shit about Shroud shows up on my phone and @sparkling-likemy-crystals looks at me and goes “hey is it just me or is he lowkey..”
I’ve never hit someone harder in my life until just now
Gonna fucking kms I’m just trying to sit here in the living room and some video with shit about Shroud shows up on my phone and @sparkling-likemy-crystals looks at me and goes “hey is it just me or is he lowkey..”
I’ve never hit someone harder in my life until just now
Gonna fucking kms I’m just trying to sit here in the living room and some video with shit about Shroud shows up on my phone and @sparkling-likemy-crystals looks at me and goes “hey is it just me or is he lowkey..”
I’ve never hit someone harder in my life until just now
Gonna fucking kms I’m just trying to sit here in the living room and some video with shit about Shroud shows up on my phone and @sparkling-likemy-crystals looks at me and goes “hey is it just me or is he lowkey..”
I’ve never hit someone harder in my life until just now
Gonna fucking kms I’m just trying to sit here in the living room and some video with shit about Shroud shows up on my phone and @sparkling-likemy-crystals looks at me and goes “hey is it just me or is he lowkey..”
I’ve never hit someone harder in my life until just now
Gonna fucking kms I’m just trying to sit here in the living room and some video with shit about Shroud shows up on my phone and @sparkling-likemy-crystals looks at me and goes “hey is it just me or is he lowkey..”
I’ve never hit someone harder in my life until just now
