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could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

wildy0ungbeautiful

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

aidn

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

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So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

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I heard you wanted a handsome Fen post

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The world’s tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.

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Suggestion: The dragon’s definition of “steal” is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands–but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times.

They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.

“Here’s your change, ma'am. One gold piece.” The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin.

“That’s a dragon,” you say dumbly. “One piece… and a dragon.”

“Yes.”

You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl.

“Ma'am–no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too.”

“Sorry?”

The seller notes your dubious expression. “Not from around here, are ya?” They shrug. “Them’s the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon.”

They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand.

The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.

“Have a nice day, ma'am,” the merchant says. “Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel.”

From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill.

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Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear.

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Anyway, I think I have a better explanation for the actual meaning of the whole imagine how is touch the sky picture.

So my Facebook friend pointed out that it’s actually a direct translation of the Spanish phrase “Imagina cómo sería tocar el cielo”

Which means “imagine how it would be to touch the sky.” But a literal translation of it would be “imagine how is touch the sky.”

Meaning the picture wasn’t just a meaningless jumbled mess of English, it was just a case of bad translation.

Allegedly, “imagina cómo sería tocar el cielo” is a Hannah Montana lyric so it’s probably why it was written aesthetically on the paper and the paper was held up to the sky.

Alright folks, case closed. You can all stop pretending “imagine the sky, how is the sky, touch the sky” makes that much more sense than:

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The end of an era. The discourse is over.

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First my immortal now this. 2017 is the year old memes die

postmodernmulticoloredcloak

Another seal of the apocalypse broken

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Happy Cat Day Japan!

pipann

Our favorite scaly baby except here she’s no longer a baby

Even though the jungle dragon’s death ultimately influenced how Aurene looks today, I feel like as she grows older her mother’s features become more and more pronounced.

Also more glitter. Never enough glitter.

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This is realy my favourite photo set on the internet.

medarda

someone spent my taxpayer dollars to name a star NASTY 1 and i could not be happier

bobcatmoran

I went and checked this because it sounded ridiculous, but nope. NASA really has nicknamed it that. [source]

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Reasons Why Sims Society is Better than Ours

1. Sex is ALWAYS consensual. You can not WooHoo with anyone if they are not 100% into it too.

2.You can love WHOEVER you want, same sex, opposite sex, aliens, robots, werewolves, ghosts, politicians with no judgement from your neighbors.

3. Men and Women get paid the SAME amount for the same damn job. Equal fucking rights.

4. Free health care.

5. It takes less than a minute for police and firefighters to reach any house once dispatched.

6. If child is being neglected or abused, a social worker automatically finds out and takes the child away from an unhealthy environment.

7. Adopting a child is free, easy, and known abusers of children can’t adopt. 98% of Sim orphans find a loving home before they reach their teen years.

8. Racism is just not a thing.

9. Universities have free tuition; the only cost is how much it is to live on campus.

10. The motherlode cheat.