Bienvenido, Carlos

Erik⁵⁵ | CS55 | SV5 | Anti-Ferrari AO3 Alias: itsillyakuryakin Lecfosis and Minors DNI

[raikkoberg]

HELLO! THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING.

Welcome abroad. We are pleasantly flying at three-forty-seven kilometers per hour in our fast vroom-vroom racing car from Oxfordshire to Abu Dhabi. We hope you all have your seatbelts put tightly as it is a huge part of the protocol as well as the safety regulations.

We are expecting a smooth operation and expect an on-time arrival in all the racing venues which are a part of the 2025 Formula One Racing Calendar at the respective time AM/PM EST/GMT/CET/IST scheduled for race week. Rain is expected by the penultimate point of the journey.

Since the flight will be flying until the end of this year, I, Erik, your crew captain as well as the flight's pilot, would like to take you on a detour every once in a while.

But first, I would like to introduce you all to our crew.

F1 2025 GRID

I would also like you all to meet my old, yet evergreen crew.

F1 RETIREES CLUB

Now that we are done with the small talk, let's get you back to the detour plan.

Our destination is as follows:

AO3

Brocedes [Nico Rosberg x Lewis Hamilton]

Would've, Could've, Should've/13.4k words

Heartbeats/5.9k words

About You/3.5k words

Simi [Sebastian Vettel x Kimi Raikkonen]

Photocopiers and Champagnes/14.1k words

Eyes On Me/3.4k words

Red/6.7k words

What's Love Got To Do With It?/4.9k words

Lost On You/2.9k words

You're Such a Liar/2.3k words

The Runner Up's Spot/3.4k words

The Weight of failures/3.6k words

Ongoing

Unfinished Love

I'm Young And That's Okay

Crossroads

Carlando [Carlos Sainz Jr. x Lando Norris]

Not Enough/1.9k words

Non-F1 Works

--Cricket--

Heaven Is Where You Are/49.2k words {Pat Cummins x Abhishek Sharma}

Stay A Bit Longer (ongoing) {Pat Cummins x Abhishek Sharma}

You can also find ship related artwork, as well as fancams on my blog. I'm a decent editor, so don't expect anything extraordinary, please. Though I try my best to improve as much I can.

‼️COFFEE BREAK‼️

I would like to clarify that I do not watch Tennis, neither do I have any interest in the sport. By birth and blood, I am a Badminton athlete.

Yonex is not a brand, it's a religion. Service above the waist is foul. Anything below 200kmph is slow.

So, about Fedal on my dash--I am a huge fan of their dynamic, and their lore goes crazily deep which has me invested. The credit for all of this goes to @saviouroflord, who never shuts up when it comes to Tennis.

Rafael Nadal is one of the most beautiful human beings I have ever laid my eyes on. Or maybe I just have a thing for Spaniards, who knows.

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Personal blog, or must I say, co-pilot is @itsillyakuryakin, and I am more active on Discord than any other social media platform.

That would be all. Hope you are all enjoying the flight. If you encountered any inconvenience or are interested in knowing more about our crew or about our journey, feel free to send your query here. We will try our best to get back you on the shortest notice possible.

See you at the terminal 👋🏼

[itsillyakuryakin]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Pitt (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Michael “Robby” Robinavitch/Dennis Whitaker Characters: Michael “Robby” Robinavitch, Jack Abbot (The Pitt), Samira Mohan, Frank Langdon, Victoria Javadi, Dennis Whitaker, Dana Evans, Trinity Santos, Melissa “Mel” King Additional Tags: Dark-themed, Dark Thoughts, Depression, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Self-Esteem Issues, Self-Hatred, Self-Reflection, Mental Health Issues, Mental Instability, Robby suffers from PTSD, robby needs help, self-neglect, Reckless Behavior, just….read at your own risk., Triggers, Mentions of Suicide, tw: implied death Summary:

Robby thinks.

He thinks about everything.

Everything and nothing.

—————-

An alaysis/assessment of some losses through Robby’s life that altered him.

Forgive me in advance, please.

[raikkoberg]

If there are any Pitt fans here, please do think of checking this one out, if possible.

It's my first ever work for this fandom.

[limpjerky]

Kimi Räikkönen | 2004 [x]

[n4rrisainz]

first lady with the gpda director

[i-like-sour-sweets]

🧡❤️

[n4rrisainz]

do you ever sit and wonder how carlos was included among the cameos of all the closest people in lando's life?

[justc2world]

i'm so insane about them actually 🥺🥺

[willowln1]

Now they’ve got the same silverware 🧡❤️

[shitapril]

no no no i don't think you understand this team hasn't seen a podium in eight freaking years !!!! they had parts of their car flying off the car last year !!!!! they were celebrating making a single point !!!!! carlos has been riddled with the most ill-luck all season !!!!! we were celebrating him just finishing races in one piece with no penalties !!!!! and now he's on the goddamn podium !!!!!! that's carlos sainz for you !!!

[shitapril]

carlos sainz is now the most recent race winner for ferrari and the most recent podium scorer for williams.

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

to find later

[addiewho]

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

[boy-in-the-stars]

pinning thissss

[fiddlepickdouglas]

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

[tuashenanigans-deactivated20230]

I LOVE THIS

*reblogs and pins*

[artemispt]

[valyrfia]

"max eats his teammates" this "max eats his teammates" that when charles' teammate eating ability has singlehandedly ruined the legacy of two multiple WDCs

[sinnerism]

guy gets a pole and his fans think it’s enough to make people forget four and seven championships. delusional doesn’t even begin to cover what you guys are

[raikkoberg]

LMAO LECLERC FANS SE BADA CHUTIYA IS BHRAMAND ME NA KOI HAI, NA THA AUR NA HO SAKTA HAI ☠️☠️😭😭

ye dekh @saviouroflord 🤣🤣

[4and55]

Sometimes Karma is a beautiful thing.

[brakingpoint]

HIS FACE...... you could not make this up

[brakingpoint]

[pitstoplexi]

New brocedes lore I guess, brought to you by Nico fucking Rosberg

[scuderiamint]

i have so many questions about literally every single sentence