adventures with unicorns

Reilly. They/Them.

[outpastthemoat]

your daughter is a pleasure to have at the devil's sacrament

[rainbow-reilly]

what they don't tell you about getting top surgery is your emoticon boob privileges get revoked, instead of

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you've gotta type

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[hanavbara]

HUNTR/X ✨

[pauvre-lola]

ephemeral

[a3n3g3el]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[rainbow-reilly]

I'm starting a folder called "guys who tried to end the world because their wife died"

I expect it will continue growing.

[froflossy]

Jellyfish miku!!!🐬🌈✨

[froflossy]

Also did a little animation of jelly miku a while ago :3

[hanavbara]

girls night out 💖💄🌙 #SailorMoon

prints gold and silver foil available!

[kristina100000]

[kords-kock-kloset]

[hexthelex]

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[catchymemes]

[musingsofaraven]

Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you won’t understand exactly what they’re saying

You will however, understand exactly what they’re saying from the context of the video

And you will get to hear this person’s wonderful laughter

Sound definitely needs to be on

[i-llbedammned]

Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.

[hyperactivehedgehog]

It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom

[erebus0dora]

it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now

[lowestechelonabomination]

going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me

it’s not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying

“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“

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The Beholding

[rainbow-reilly]

The crazy thing is this isn't just one hotel making a quirky design choice, it's part of an epidemic of hotels designing bathrooms that lack privacy. Someone started an entire movement dedicated to naming and shaming them so people can avoid staying at these places.

[kuridelblack]

🌸🍃🦋 Barbie Mariposa 🦋🍃🌸I recently started watching the barbie movies, and even though the animation is kinda wonky, there are some cute stories to enjoy! My favorites at the moment are Swan lake and mariposa ☺️ and yours?

[altn0g]

my two favorites being shipped in the show is awesome actually

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image