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College brat (They/Them) Here for a good time

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Idk if it’s cannon but I’ve seen some posts/fanfictions where the manor has an intercom system and I want to add to that.

He doesn’t get it installed till he takes in Dick. He usually knows where Alfred is and Alfred has some magic to know where anyone is in the house at any time. But when he takes in a hyperactive eight year old? Well, it’s a big house, he can’t be screaming all the time.

It can either be accessed through the security room, or Bruce & Alfred have special walkie talkies that connects to the system. The kids used to have their own walkie talkies, but after far too many pranks/inappropriate humor, Bruce confiscated them.

(Before they knew Jason was alive he broke into the manor and made everyone shit their pants by making them think the manor was haunted)

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As much as I love fluffy pregnancy reveal fanfiction, I also totally believe Bruce Wayne would simply… not realize until someone has to spell it out for him.

He constantly wears scent patches so he wouldn’t realize his scent is changing. Missed heat? He takes suppressants when Clark’s not around, heats without his alpha suck. Suddenly sick? He runs on fumes half the time, that’s normal. Weight gain? Well, he was slacking off because he was sick, probably just needs to work out more (I can also totally envision this man having a cryptic pregnancy so his “bump” is just… softer abs/looks like he ate too much food).

It’s not until Clark returns from a long mission and is listening to his heartbeat for comfort one day and goes- “Babe, what the heck, why do you have two!???”

Even then, Bruce thinks he’s contracted an alien parasite and it’s not until Clark uses x-ray vision and faints that he finally gets the fucking hint.

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I refuse to believe the Waynes did not sleep with Alfred at least once and Bruce is not fully aware of it

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Rumors that Bruce Wayne is Batman are beginning to spike again. Bruce isn’t worried, he’ll just pull some ridiculous stunt again, throwing himself into champagne towers or “drunkenly” making out with that cute reporter usually works.

His kids are (unfortunately) two steps ahead of him though. And photoshop an image of him sitting at the Batcomputer into one of him reading reports at his desk so it looks like Batman is watching Bruce Wayne do financial reports (Bruce certainly looks uncomfortable enough while doing them to believe the dark knight is looming over his shoulder).

Good news: Thanks to Tim’s amazing photoshop skills there is now “proof” of Bruce Wayne and Batman in the same room together

Bad news: Half the people in Gotham think he’s being investigated for white collar crimes, the other half think he’s fucking Batman and he doesn’t know which rumor he hates more

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I’m gonna start posting the random screenshots my home boy sends me. I don’t know what any of them are from, just know he reads a lot of 2000’s harem manga

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“Sorry, I’ve got plans 🥺”

(Lays in bed for three hours making my way through the Superbat tag on ao3)

[jacks-sm1rk1ng-revenge]

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It’s a really good thing I live in a blue state because one day the child I babysit said out of nowhere-

“DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO STEAL THE MONEY!”

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My afab ass hearing “it is Monday, you are hard.”

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I absolutely love one-shots & short fanfiction. 50k words, hurt/comfort, ship I adore? Beautiful, will slowly read it over the next month.

1.5k of Roy being terrified Dick is gonna cut his junk off for sleeping with Jason? Hilarious, I’m gonna power through that at 1:30am when I should’ve been asleep two hours ago.

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Being in college is so weird like-

“I’m an adult!”

“Fuck, I need my mom.”

“Hell yeah, I got money. 😎”

“Wdym groceries are $60!? I don’t wanna eat dining hall crap every day! 😭”