ummmmmmm

my name is olivia and im russian royalty

[sovietnam]

[perfecthorse]

[zorri]

*in a horse accent* help

[azaleatown]

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

[looking4myson]

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

[first-day-of-summer]

[consumeconsume]

[dont-taunt-the-octopus]

me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]

toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

mom: what?

toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

dad: you gotta speak up, bud

toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

[girl-esque]

this actually made me laugh out loud

[mjayyy99]

With how much I’m stressed about money I really need to find some🙏🏾

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

Yall better not be fuckin lyin to me.

[half-black-phillip]

!!!

[oraclegazes]

[ashleyvc88]

Why chance it?

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

I got my money when i reblogged this last time.

Let’s go for round 2

[urbabygirllee]

Lord please 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

Inshallah yes!

[tuaprincesagabriela]

[getsawaycar]

lowkey can’t wait for there to be an especially dramatic episode of brooklyn nine nine where andy sambergs character gets shot and everyone dubs mmm whatcha say over the scene and we come full circle

[royvmustang-deactivated20221127]

this is literally yall on this damn site

[omruc]

did he film this in a microwave lmao

[indigenous-maya]

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

[boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011]

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

[thefaginogion]

perfect (bisexual)

[negrocops]

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

[cornygirlfriend]

not to be horny on main but i wanna be loved

[timebattlemage]

[melonmemes]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[beetlebongos]

breakfast

[elliexer-moved]

lunch

[fever-dream-deactivated20180711]

dinner

[nathankujo-deactivated20220101]

dessert

[back-that-sass-up]

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

[layabout-city]

has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at

[doodlefriend-deactivated2022121]

snack

[boxofpigeons]

Brunch

[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[teenscoolest]