Factory Break Room

This is the break room of the Cloudsdale Rainbow Factory. Take your break, and don't cause trouble for the other members. ((Rainbow Factory collaborative ask group. Blog will contain some adult context and situations. Please be aware of this))

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What if the Pegasus Device were an apple product?

It would have a proprietary charger.

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Don't look now, but I think one of the failures is free and out for revenge.

Again?

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Hello.

Greetings from head of security 

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Kuleco, you BIIIEEAAATCH!!! Hah, I trolled you 184 days ago! Glory to Ukraine! Glory to NAZI!

“The word bitch does not contain an e or an a. Feel free to try again, I am sure that one of these days you may actually learn to speak properly. Once you do feel free to emulate these people you so worship and follow in their footsteps to an undignified death, consigned to irrelevance.”

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Why not pay for atmospheric electricity???77 We want to make money out of thin air!!!!1111 Слава Україні!!!!!11 Сало упустили!!!1

“I.... ordinarily this would be the part where I gut you and possibly put your spectra to creative use, but... honestly I think it would be a greater act of cruelty to leave you alive.”

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I am the greatess Mad Science here.

Kuleco: Perhaps in your eyes but to be a great scientist typically requires a great deal of intellect, such as being able to spell rather than type out meaningless drivel in an attempt to impress your betters.

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*hic* you guys just ran out of booze.

Dusty: "N-nonsense! It's impossible... W-we...were gonna die!"

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THAT ANON WAS RIGHT! We wanna see the goriness! NOW LET US!!! *punches Kuleco* LET US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take it from me, you do not wish to see more. Touch me again and you shall experience it first hand.

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How come you guys get to see all the gory stuff? Why can't us Anons and Users see it! *flips over coffee machine* Take that! And that! *slap Kuleco in the face* THERE! NOW GIVE US OUR RIGHTS!!

Kuleco: Anon, that was highly unwise. Your cowardice of hiding behind that mask of anonymity does nothing to hide you from me, and if you wish to spare your wretched life I would make your way to either Jackmar or Doctor HoofSing and commit yourself to their service so that I have a reason not to make you beg for the device.

I advise you to be swift. 

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Don’t worry Kuleco, I got this. I know just what to do with pesky disembodied voices.

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*Error, WiFi Intruder Detected*

Testing, testing, 123. This is Kuleco. If you can hear me count yourselves lucky, it means getting your work computers hacked will possibly be the worst thing that happens to you today.

Well apparently it’s fallen to me to get the rest of you lot your assigned duties today since Hoofsing was probably off trying to find a way to make his brain work as well as the rest of the metal crap he’s attached to himself.

I don’t have time to personally instruct you lot of layabouts, so I’m breaking into your systems to paste the duties directly into your timetables. First pony to mention this to Prism Dust or Hoofsing gets an up close and personal tour of the Pegasus Device.

Zenith Silverlight, you’ll be working on cleaning out Spectra Tank #3 with Jackmar. Some of the waste disposal isn’t working right and that thing is clogged to Tartarus and back.

Gentle Butterwing, you’ll be cleaning out the sewage blocks.

Prism Dust, your duty is to be less irritating.

Boom, you and me have some rowdy failures to break in.

That’s all for now.

*WiFi Intruder No Longer Detected. One New Document Was Added. Normal Functions Resuming.*

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Wha?!?! Seriously? Cool! Is it fun? Oh, and what exactly is my job? I was kinda put here without explanation.

Jackmar: It is. As for that i dont handle positions. Kuleco deals with that.

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Uhmm, I don't believe I caught your name?

Jackmar: mine? Jackmar Black. Head of security.

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O.o.... woah, you're so nice... somepony told me that factory workers were really cold and inhospitable. He obviously lied.

Jackmar: Heh, Just depends on who you talk to around here. :P

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So what's the best part of the job? The screaming failures, the blood flying everywhere, or seeing the hope in there eyes die with there last breaths?

My favorite part of this job is the endless supply for test subjects. The amount of research that can be done without restrictions is boundless! I just pluck a few volunteers here and there by offering safety and a chance at survival. Only once they realize that they are my research do they understand the error of their decision. If they survive, which is rare in itself, I toss the in a cage and run endless tests to make sure the research can be replicated more... Humanly I guess is the word. -Dr. HoofSing