never stop blowing up ( 2024- ) e01 : be kind, rewind sentence starters
↪ taken from dimension 20's 22nd season. alter as you see fit ♡
“oh wait, i have to come up with the name right now!”
“this was the thing i forgot to do!”
“oh shit! wait, actually, that's… wait, actually?”
“ooh, look at my lovely cardigan!”
“i did think you were going to say tits.”
“that actually does really help me remember.”
“it's for parties. it's for chill kickbacks.”
“i think that's incredible.”
“without siblings, we're nothing.”
“you're gonna get me in trouble with my boss again. you can't do donuts in the parking lot.”
“it scares away the customers.”
“you're not gonna stay for the whole shift, are you?”
“i don't know what you're gonna eat, but that's not gonna be good when it's cold.”
“hey, you better make a move fast, man.”
“things are scary down there.”
“you do what you want, but at the end of the day, you're wasting your time at a place like this.”
“you need to take your life seriously, man.”
“these kids, sweeties, they're not going anywhere. they're not going anywhere, believe me.”
“sorry, i was going to invite you to go out for a drink.”
“what are you gonna do in the big world?”
“i take it back. i take it back.”
“you're gonna bury us all.”
“i'll get the information somehow. you can trust me!”
“do me a favor. step behind this door.”
“what's behind the door?”
“he got squished to death.”
“that's okay, i'll just pick them up from here when i come.”
“that's nice. i do like that.”
“oh my god, i keep calling people about that phone. it doesn't work.”
“what if i have to call i have to scream for them or something. good thing i have life alerts everywhere.”
“say hi to everybody! everybody you see, say hi.”
“you're drawing a spreadsheet by hand?”
“you may not be able to push buttons on that keyboard, but you push my buttons every day.”
“[name], you're my rock, and i am counting on you.”
“what do you need? i'll be right there.”
“can you do me a favor, sweetheart?”
“that's incredible, man. i'm so happy for you.”
“i always wondered what we might have done together, but then again, as you always say, you work alone.”
“i think you'd only slow me down, [name].”
“do you need a ride, or are you just gonna get there yourself?”
“what've you got going on here?”
“i can't believe you guys are closing down. what the hell? that's crazy, i can't believe it. why are you guys shutting down?”
“i don't think there's any long-term ramifications of having no sort of collective ownership of actual, real, concrete media.”
“sorry, i just popped a really big mint in.”
“thank god, man. thank god you're here.”
“he looks like anybody, and he looks like everybody.”
“i'll give you one second to change your mind and not embarrass yourself.”
“i'd hate to have lunch with you.”
“what's going on with you?”
“what've you been doing on facebook all day?”
“why don't you let go, [name]? i let go, and i'm feeling amazing, all right?”
“what'd you ask? you want to rip my carpet?”
“i can't believe what that fucker was saying.”
“i could pick them up tomorrow for you.”
“god, it's hot in here. do you want a fan or something?”
“what the hell? are you okay?”
“you callin' me a chicken, [name]? ’cause i'm actually the cock of the walk.”
“god, that's fucking cool.”
“i think you're technically right once again, there.”
“i'm good, i'm good. living my best life. living my hottest sexy single life.”
“oh, you wrote it down, like old-fashioned style.”
“i left this post-it note in your lunch cubby.”
“we could get cataract surgery together, if you wanted.”
“this is eye-opening for me.”
“you just keep doing it. you just go and you do it again, and then you do it again.”
“you already said your name.”
“we're gonna kind of have a party of sorts.”
“a bottle of wine, then, is called for.”
“i think you can probably hang up.”
“he kind of sounded like a wizard or something.”
“oh my god, the tv's broken. everything's breaking.”
“you know what? i'll come with you.”
“is everything okay at home?”
“it was an accident. she didn't mean to.”
“you spent $400 on pants?”
“i hope i have arrived in time to join the festivities.”
“did you eat those seeds yourself?”
“i never grow tired of it. i watch it again and again and again.”
“how do you know my name?”
“sorry, what was your question?”
“little bit of snow for your ski trip.”
“oh my god, i'm hideous!”
