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someonefromwarmclimates

Dean: no no no I know two things: one, Bert and Ernie are gay and two, you’re not dying a virgin

Me, throwing popcorn at the tv: do it yourself you coward!!!

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

the problem with me is that I want to have fun and enjoy life

chavisory

ethan-acfan

Destiel AU, where when Sam assumes Dean and Cas are dating, so when Dean starts to lose his memories, Sam reminds Dean that him and Cas are dating, and Dean just rolls with it not knowing any better.

Or sam knows they're not dating but is so sick of the pining he decides to pull a prank to get back at them.

Either way, sam is laughing his ass off, dean flirting with Cas, and cas accidentally causing a state wide power outage

mangocarta

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

thetalkingcrocus

i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and:

liberissima

RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.

louisegluckpdf

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

warcrimesimulator

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

warcrimesimulator

We will never experience this again.

freshcuntgrass

I have never seen someone escape the cycle of suffering and reach true and perfect zen the way that one of my D&D players, an honest-to-god tenured college dean and professor, does when he inhabits his 7 INT bardlock elf prettyboy. Brain goes in a jar on the shelf for two hours. Nothing between those pointy ears but one jingle bell rolling back and forth. Refers to his patron as his "sugar mama" and That Warlock Cantrip as "Elvis blast." You can SEE the player knowing and suspecting things and gleefully not acting on them. I love it so much. Next week I'm gonna see if I can bait him into fucking a vampire milf. I bet it'll work

freshcuntgrass

UPDATE: despite the best efforts of the orc fighter/paladin, he did in fact fuck the vampire milf

status-quo-hater

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic