My Homestuck Blog

Not a simple blog anymore! To find my trollcs, just search the #mytrolls To find short descriptions search #shorttroll For full descriptions search #fulltroll For a specific character search their name! Ask whatever you want, and be nice! Thanks, have a nice day!

[ask-mytrollcs]

Incorrect Character Quotes From Things Me And My Friends Say #1

Minius: Can you turn on your wifi hotspot? We’re trying to watch hentai.

Canopa: Oh yeah, that’s a really important reason

[ask-mytrollcs]

Random Facts About My Characters #1

Selaki usually doesn’t care about much, but if you ask him to sing Death of a Bachelor he will put his heart and soul into it.

[imsoshive]

Bruh

[tittytaytay]

sheesh

[xekstrin]

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO ATTACK!!!!

[koki-kariya-personal]

when the whole party roles nat 20s nd the boss finally dies

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@rainbowrosary

[weirdmageddon]

4/13 is on friday the 13th this year…. if thats not foreboding with all thats going on idk what is

[a-fandom-trashdump]

If the meteors are ever gonna arrive, it’s gonna be this year.

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Go to sleep @rainbowstuck gdi.

[rainbowstuck]

You can’t tell me how to live my life @a-fandom-trashdump

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Who says?

[rainbowstuck]

Luigi

[weirdmageddon]

4/13 is on friday the 13th this year…. if thats not foreboding with all thats going on idk what is

[a-fandom-trashdump]

If the meteors are ever gonna arrive, it’s gonna be this year.

[a-fandom-trashdump]

Go to sleep @rainbowstuck gdi.

[rainbowstuck]

You can't tell me how to live my life @a-fandom-trashdump

[weirdmageddon]

4/13 is on friday the 13th this year…. if thats not foreboding with all thats going on idk what is

[a-fandom-trashdump]

If the meteors are ever gonna arrive, it’s gonna be this year.

[classpect-weaponry]

I’m really glad homestuck never had it’s own con

Imagine how God awful a “Stuckcon” would have been

Imagine the carnage

Imagine the ball pit full of characters Hussie killed especially for the event

IMAGINE

~Blu

[whosonlyneraslist]

It would have been horrible.

StuckCon. Day five. Somehow they got the funding for this. My Karkat cosplay was torn apart by a group of three (possibly more) Daves trying to see me naked. My fourteen year old friend bought porn of Calliope eating ass somehow. I have been forced to throw together a closet John cosplay instead. Unsealed gray body paint covers the walls and floors, while honks fill the air and buckets are thrown. I should never have bought tickets to StuckCon.

[who-is-lanque-hitting-on-deacti]

StuckCon. Day six. I have gone into hiding. I was separated from my friends and family, though I am too nervous to go looking for them. My current clothing blends me in with the wall so I am safe for a little while. I have been living off of faygo and grubsauce from a stand not too far from me. The honks, they get louder and louder with every passing hour. There are buckets covering the floor, I can hear a Karkat screaming for a swarm of Daves to fuck off. He is silent the next minute. I worry for my health, I regret buying tickets to StuckCon.

[whosonlyneraslist]

StuckCon, Day Seven. When will this end? A group of Lord English cosplayers have since attempted to assassinate Andrew Hussie. With each passing hour, I get closer to the exit. All of the security guards have been bound with rope and horns have been put in their mouths. Someone is running around naked in a full body Cronus cosplay, all of his body, including his weiner, is covered in gray body paint. Lord save us all.

[the-lanque-bombyx]

Stuckcon, Day eight. Oh god. They’ve unleashed the vriskas. They’re everywhere. They have already taken of three panels halls. I think they are aiming to defeat Andrew Hussie next. One of them has their horns implanted into their head. I’m so scared.

[classpect-weaponry]

Hahahaha Omfg

This is the best addition to any post I’ve ever made

~Blu

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The Adventures At StuckCon

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vine ask meme

sand guardian: is there anything you’d protect with your life?

hurricane tortilla: favourite food?

welcome to chili’s: favourite restaurant?

I like beer and it likes me: favourite drink (alcoholic or non-)?

is there anything better than pussy?: ever had sex?

adam: do you smoke?

420 whatcha smokin’?: ever done drugs?

valentino white bag: what’s your clothing style?

I can’t believe you’ve done this: what’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done?

I ain’t get no sleep: what keeps you up at night?

a potato flew around the room: what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?

two bros: what’s your sexuality?

69¢: if you could buy any one thing, what would it be?

what up, I’m jared: what’s your favourite book?

squidward dabbing: what’s your favourite meme?

why you always lyin’?: what’s the last lie you told?

that’s my opinion: what’s an unpopular opinion you have?

and they were roommates: if you could live with anyone, who would it be?

do it for the vine: your followers can ask you any question they like!

try to send one to whoever you reblog from! :)

[ask-mytrollcs]

Me: I really don’t think I need to send in any more ask prompts.

My brain: Lies

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22 Trollcs! (Cont)

21) Giduzo Gnethu

Judgement

-Chess champion

-Video game geek

-Never leaves the house.

22) Omonda Hemoci

The World

-Adventures!

-Naps a lot

-Lives in her hiking boots.

If you made it this far, thanks for reading! I hope you like them, and please ask questions! Love you all, have a great day!

[rainbowstuck]

22 Trollcs! (Cont)

11) Utauro Syltie

The Wheel

-Punk

-Sensitive

-"Did you just assume my gender?"

12) Satzig Counje

Justice

-Trembling mess

-Judging you

- Technophobe

13) Pocami Eirsce

The Hanged Man

-Blind in one eye

-Likes superheroes

-chat site troll

14) Ormeta Atheen

Death

-Made of tears

-No, that's a mask, not her face.

-Skilled actress

15) Eapzet Neabel

Temperance

-Figure skater

-Wears womens clothing

-Will probably cry if you push him

16) Voldia Isvele

The Devil

-Wears chains

- Is a dragon

-Will cut you

17) Reorta Uleeva

The Tower

-Wears bones

- Wants a hug

-Can fight you, but plz don't.

18) Lestla Aphost

The Star

-Needs a nap

-Hands stained with paint

-Loves dolphins

19) Unlala Eticne

The Moon

-Actual royalty

-Loves people

-Plz visit her

20) Isleio Nelsif

The Sun

-Ray of sunshine

-Will make you dinner

- Is your dad

[rainbowstuck]

22 Trollcs (WIP)

Here's my 22 trollcs! Yeah, it's a lot, but this is my creative outlet. I have their rough talksprites here, and a little introduction from them!

If you have any questions for them, ask away! It will help me develop their character.

Also, be warned, these are very new trolls and subject to change in any way, so I might not be completely familiar with them yet.

Okay, so these trolls (and upcoming humans), are based on tarot cards!

1) Meosco Fofrel

Based on The Fool

-Bratty

-Yoyo master.

-Skittish.

2) Agmoln Tomato

The Magician

-Nerd

-Big Ego

-Grows Tomatoes

3) Sotasa Nurawe

The High Priestess

-Spiritual

-Generous

-Terrified of water

4) Ciemit Udanmo

The Empress

-Gives Great hugs

- Big sister

-Shaped like a friend.

5) Mapeie Thaeut

The Emperor

-Viking

-MANLY

-Doesn't like you.

6) Adolpa Ptened

The Heirophant

-Worships the Ancestors

-Crush on Sotasa

- Old fashioned.

7) Enatma Ihenes

The Lovers

-Fabulous

-Always carries flowers

-Will date you

8) Chioco Yaroth

The Chariot

-Tattoo artist

-Focused

-Craves fame

9) Zalrof Ectane

Strength

-Everyone's friend

- Big brother

-Gentle giant

10) Reamit Trotec

The Hermit

-Bookworm

-Writer

-Has killed a troll

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22 Trollcs! (Cont)

21) Giduzo Gnethu

Judgement

-Chess champion

-Video game geek

-Never leaves the house.

22) Omonda Hemoci

The World

-Adventures!

-Naps a lot

-Lives in her hiking boots.

If you made it this far, thanks for reading! I hope you like them, and please ask questions! Love you all, have a great day!

[about-your-oc]

What do you imagine your OC would smell like?

[about-your-oc]

What is your OC’s most prized possession?  Why?

[about-your-oc]

Your OC is complimented by a stranger; what was it the stranger complimented and how does your OC feel about it or react to it?

[ask-mytrollcs]

Character Descriptions

My sister suggested to me that I should put short descriptions of my characters so you have something to ask about, so now that I’m at a Thanksgiving celebration at a relative’s house and not talking to anyone, I’ll take the chance to do that. I’m going to do the descriptions Troll Call style and include the character’s Trolltag.

Edilth Bauson: goryGhost

Doesn’t trust strangers. At all.

Loves grim reapers.

PTSD. Don’t talk about it.

Soryis Tunoma: compliantGuardian

Thinks self-defense is selfish.

Not official artist for RWBY yet, but she’ll get there.

Looks up to Yang as an idol.

Canopa Nemigo: apocalypticCornea

Only has laser- eye psyionics.

Hacks people on the deep web for fun.

Wants to be a GruTuber.

Theama Yurger: anonymousTherapy

Hates violence.

Kind like lamb

Clothes are always oversized.

Mphaka Amanta: compassionTemperate

Empathic, feels your emotions before his own.

All his limbs are metallic.

Aspiring photographer

Anorag Vasude: cestrumAmphibious

Gardener, but prefers the term botanist.

Amazing sense of fashion.

Jealous of his boyfriend’s two other boyfriends.

Kryser Jasper: tacticalAnalyst

“Anorag, that’s just how polyamory works, I’m not going to forget about you.”

Too intelligent for his own good.

Telepathic

Sageer Gerade: tetradTimeline

Isn’t the Time player, actually.

Biggest ego

Green sun powers

Minius Avesta: assassinGoverned

Can be hired to do anything, does whatever she’ll get payed most for.

Moral… grey area.

Only slightly sadistic.

Severn Turnas: godlyComplex

Actually has the biggest ego, not Sageer.

Dusts her hair with gold, for context.

She and Jordan don’t get along. At all.

Jordan Pacifa: aesopAtlantic

Huge Skyrim nerd.

Has twelve fingers.

Plays all three movements of Moonlight Sonata like a pro.

Selaki Sergon: consanguinityConfused

Likes knives more than himself.

Rainbow drinker

Don’t mention his blood color. Please don’t.

[classpect-analysis]

So Hussie decided to give some “official” notes on aspects that really shake up a lot of what my initial thoughts were. Stay tuned for more, probably. Brave new world and all that.

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HoOoOoOoOoly shit guys, this is InTeNsE.