Que Sera Sera

amanda | 25 | north texas

[whyhellodelilah]

really want to go sit in the middle of nature and not think for a while

[teaboot]

I love the weirdly specific rules that go with answering a riddle. Like, “I Have Two Eyes But I Cannot See: What Am I?” And the answer’s supposed to be the word ‘iridescent’ because ‘two *i*’s’ right, but like. Why can’t the answer be like… A guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing a blindfold. My uncle’s dog. Like why does it gotta be deep

[teaboot]

“I have a face but no eyes lips or nose, what am I?” Slenderman. Next

[teaboot]

It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it? A dog with a muscular disease.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? Snake.

What disappears when you say it’s name? my brother when it’s his turn to get the trash

[skyykkeli]

I think you have missed the meaning of the riddles

[teaboot]

Listen. Listen if I’m trapped between a wall of sentient fire and a goblin mage who will only reveal the one true path across the forbidden glade if I answer his riddles three, I’m not going to waste time struggling for the answer with the deepest life lesson. I’m gonna pick an answer that fits the criteria and I’m gonna stick with it. “A poor man has it and a rich man needs it” it’s a flashlight. They’re in a cave. The poor man is a tour guide. Next Question before my ass burns off, Por Favour

[deaf-fellas-partner]

This is the real way how ravenclaws get into their rooms

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[soothingmask1]

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

[yekkes]

Men can’t love women the way women do and it’s a fact

[stayvigliant]

I beg to differ

[a-silver-sanctuary]

then beg

[daenerys-stormborn]

Daenerys Targaryen first appearance from each season.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[skammmed-deactivated20170310]

fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried

[outofcontextarthur]

[ruinedchildhood]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

growing up with three parents was really weird

[ilovecocina-deactivated20160622]

what?? u had three parents??

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

yeah my mom’s a gemini

[raindrops-on-rooftops]

My kids are gonna be fucked w my double Gemini bf and my Gemini moon 🌚

[tedllasso]

Stan Lee won’t choose between Team Cap and Team Iron Man

[blankpointdankmemes]

[pir-ado]

x nature blog x

[aenslem]

I don’t believe you. (CAOS, Chapter Twenty: The Mephisto Waltz)

[gaytonystark]

#I like this one #bitch me too the fuck