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Next time I pick someone up in a public place Ima blast two trucks by lemon demon

Having a scammer call you while you're waiting for a phone call is the same as a solicitor knocking on your door while you're expecting someone.

A Mailman serial killer but...

When he’s chasing you down the street in his mail truck, he has to stop at every mailbox.

Just had the new burger WaWa came out with and it’s better than Burger King

When I was younger I always wanted to be part of an epic adventure to save the world

Now I still want to do that, but only if afterwards I get to retire to a cottage with my found family and spend the days in content & love

My dog ate my waffle :( I noticed that my plate was clean and looked up at him, and he just licked his lips.

I had to go into school today for pictures... I finally realized how bad my social anxiety is wow

My main worry about group projects isn’t people not doing their work, it’s me procrastinating and giving other people bad grades.

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