Ariane

*PORN BLOGS MAY NOT REBLOG* «twenty» «in love» «photographer» «momma to a beautiful baby boy» «due with my baby girl nov '17»

[afaerytalelife]

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[flootzavut]

HOW IS THE IRONY LOST ON THIS GUY

[ham4harrypotter-blog]

Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs”

[jumpingjacktrash]

my mom had a nice technique for this. when i’d give her sass, she’d say, “i don’t speak rude, what’s that in polite-person-ese?”

basically, she’d encourage me to rephrase my opinion without the attitude. so “UGH, you NEVER let me do ANYTHING!” would (often after quite a bit of bitching and grumbling) turn into “it feels like every time i have a fun idea, you say no, and i just end up sitting around the house.”

and at that point we could troubleshoot like civilized people. she could explain that she didn’t want me to go to jimmy’s sleepover because jimmy’s dad creeps her out, and i could suggest maybe i could have andy over instead, and she could say sure, why not call peter and stacy and brianna and have your own party, i’ll pop some popcorn and rent a movie, and i could add what if we put up tents in the back yard and have a bonfire and roast marshmallows, and she could laugh and say don’t push it.

[hermioneindisguise]

I really like this technique because it addresses the OPs comment but recognizes that the two can coexist. The problem is often the child is expressing their opinion in a rude or disrespectful way. And as humans we automatically become adverse to opinions we feel are aggressive toward us.

[malkiewicz]

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

[istudypirates]

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

[antiuwuaction-deactivated201804]

It’s called connotations.

[leggyboyjohnson]

Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”

“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”

[helaas--pindakaas]

great news! Language is now banned

[raisingpierce-growingvera]

Mom bod🤘🏻

[flowerinaflame]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

This is so fucking funny

[raisingpierce-growingvera]

Livin’ in a winter wonderland❄️

[baronvonfancy]

[honeyfrecklesandcurls-deactivat]

[library-mermaid-blog]

A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g

[blackbird-brewster]

My niece was in the bathroom when I was in the tub and she asked if my tattoos would wash off. I told her they won’t, I’ll have them my whole life.

She asked, “Even when you die?”

I said, “Yes”

She looked me dead in the eye and said, “When you’re space dust your tattoos will be stars”

[cheekbonejangles]

“WHEN YOU’RE SPACE DUST YOUR TATTOOS WILL BE STARS.“

[filthy-melodies]

this was so fucking precious.

[raisingpierce-growingvera]

Vera Leigh Renee born 10•27 at 6:18pm weighing 7lb 13oz and 19&1/2 inches long 💕 DO NOT REBLOG

[vethox]

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

“if it’s meant to be, it will be” - friendships, relationships, people in general coming into your life, dealing with rejection

“if you want it, go get it” - your goals, aspirations, work and work ethic, changing your life (diet, exercise, hobbies, political views, opinions)

[cwote]

^this seemed important

[c0ffeekitten]

I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

[emmeetslawschool]

True: high heels are bad for your posture and feet, and the unwritten requirement that women wear them in order to look professional is a patriarchal holdover that the world will be better off without when it finally dies

Also true: there is no confidence boost like the click of heels on tile.

[raisingpierce-growingvera]

Any time now Vera Leigh💕 #yesiworethissweateronmyfirstdate

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[raisingpierce-growingvera]

Kid just tryin’ to flirt his way to some fig newtons

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[raisingpierce-growingvera]

Happy baby today💙he must know tomorrow is his birthday!

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