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[gffa]

oh my god

[lush-retina-is-dead]

assorted spoons | giles newman

[herpsandbirds]

Hairy Bush Viper aka Rough-scaled Bush Viper (Atheris hispida), family Viperidae, found in central Africa

Venomous.

photograph by Mark Kostich

[whitepeopletwitter]

[icarus-suraki]

Or a children’s hospital

[drtanner]

The fucking children’s hospital thing is never going to get old.

[daily-spooky]

[alegazzi]

that's exactly the type of name background extras get on credit rolls

[kolos013]

Aspencore

[brightlotusmoon]

I found photos of those Pallas Cat kittens born this year and bye I'm deceased

[curlicuetruth]

why do these kittens have the exact same energy as a nest of baby owls

[sanguine-tenshi]

@curlicuetruth you are very right

[curlicuecal]

[hyliantomatoes]

ah jeez, i’m unfollowing him now. i had no idea he was picking up the field mice and bopping them all on the head

[ice-block]

Important chart btw

[valtsv]

apart from feeling like they belong there i feel like another reason dragons mostly tend to only show up in historical fantasy settings is because if they existed in the modern day they'd be getting into crazy twitter beef

[valtsv]

[rakshasi-sue]

#just finished the first temeraire novel and my review is: temeraire should be beefing with politicians on social media#give that thang an instagram

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[mikeyisaprince]

The goblin emperor au where everything is the same except csevet has microsoft excel

[femmenietzsche]

Uh Oh: The Third Person Omniscient Narrator Of Your Life Just Started Repeating The Opening Paragraphs Verbatim

[nekoning]

"this child has been led astray by their most senior brother. she has learnt his vain habits, but not his taste"

yzm discovers that having a sister isn't so bad once she isn't a baby that pees in your carriage anymore

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Honestly where would we be as a society without the "if I had a nickel for every time [x] happened, I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice" meme. Perfect meme to express confusion that something happened two whole times which is not a LARGE number of times, usually, but for this specific thing that is a lot of times. We owe Doofenshmirtz everything

[tatakaeeren]

Maomao going meow meow

[gffa]

"Damian, sometimes we should keep thoughts to ourselves." HELP, WHEN BATMAN HAS TO TELL YOU TO BE LESS RUDE, YOU KNOW IT'S BAD, I HAVE BEEN HYENA LAUGHING ABOUT THIS FOR THE LAST FIVE MINUTES.