zoo wee mama!

Alyssa 🏳️‍🌈

[raltsy]

twitters dead hello everyone!

[raltsy]

I’m back for my annual tumblr check in

[solidsnake]

got eaten up with 3 words

[hofessorx]

you coming back to tell us here

[orquidia]

jupiter and saturn are gfs and today they finally are together

[deadrosencrantz]

the original sin and the four horsemen

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

love is real but im evil now

[bdigfreakingwooper]

[turing-tested]

whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple

[politicallypeng-deactivated2013]

Greek workers, after months without pay, apply austerity cuts on their bosses car

[anarchohellenism]

Showed this to my brother and he went “bet they won’t have jobs after that”

THEY WEREN’T GETTING PAID FOR THEIR WORK ANYWAY!!!!!! THAT’S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!!!

[queeranarchism]

[hotdevushkashit]

Someone print this post out and nail it to Jeff Bezos’ door like the 99 Theses

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

[cafeberde]

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[berternies]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[mothsluggy]

[caenis-mordred]

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

[thenextchapterbegins]

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

[smallgamedev-deactivated2025062]

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you support wlw astronauts getting it on at 0 gravity

[fandompariah-deactivated2021120]

In space no one can hear lesbians scream

[helnight]

oh to be a statue of a goddess covered in moss, somewhere in the garden of the enchanted ruins the castle left behind, for birds to take rest on my shoulders and for animals to sleep in front of my feet, for no ordinary humans to be reached

[letmebegaytodd]

every single social interaction i've ever had has been complete guesswork

[letmebegaytodd]

every time i have a conversation i spend the next 30 minutes after grading myself

[vaporwavesimulator]

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

[wussy-agitation-deactivated2020]

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

[charlesoberonn]

Ahead of their time

[latinotiktok]

[stephanemiroux]

I like that you don't even need to translate to understand.