[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

[catchymemes]

[suddenlysprite]

Moving house tomorrow

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Be careful, I've heard they're heavy

[eggshellsareneat]

Not mine, mine is a

[alleesaur]

alien cats 💚‼️

[krasnoarmeyets]

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

[homunculus-argument]

thoughts?

No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

[pansy2025]

anyway. stop making your entire personality being mean. it’s boring

[pansy2025]

i’m so tired of it. oh you’re jaded? oh you’re casually cruel? oh you think it’s funny? you think you’re better than everybody else? snooze! why don’t you go get a real personality

[electricpurrs]

"I can’t wait to love you again tomorrow" by Gatito Sentimental

[miffski]

(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil

[charl0ttan]

does anyone know how to respond when people text you

[charl0ttan]

social energy life hacks

[charl0ttan]

talking with my friends who i love strategy & guide

[damazcuz]

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

[lonelyroommp3]

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

[dog-teeth]

normal way to think about making art

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[reapering]

out in public looking tortured

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim