[anik]

guess who got two thumbs and

this guy

[foxdear]

two thumbs and what

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

this guy

[ribbitbunny]

just playing the new spider-man game when something caught my eye…!!!

[italofobia]

no cops at pride just spiderman

[pinkvhs-deactivated20251014]

[somecutething]

[ramenfrappe]

my life has been a complete fucking disaster so far!!!!! love that for me🥰

[cams-archive]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[thebestoftumbling]

[hummingbirdheartbeat-deactivate]

honestly i am just chilling in cedar rapids

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[cakejam]

[best-of-turnblr]

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

[hotboyproblems]

cool blog: [follows me]

me: ok but are u aware that i am a massive fucking disappointment

[musashi]

other villains: practical means of travel. stealthy, inconspicuous, quick.

fucking team rocket:

[slimetony]

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[transfemininomenon]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[senshimeshi]

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE 

[toastbutteregg]

[niqabisinparis]

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear