The Greasy Tusk

a porcine publication

[fatyote]

And baby, I’m a romantic 🤤

[antlered-vixen]

I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."

[kropotkindersurprise]

You said "You’ll figure it out" about a potential hardship and falling apart of a country, even a civil war. Do you really think revenge is good politics? Any human suffering is bad.

how on earth did you read that post as talking about revenge? i'm just saying that all the people in countries destabilized and destroyed by US imperialism have had to figure it out and that soon you will have to, too.

I sincerely hope that americans will deal with the coming crisis by fighting for Socialism, but I'm pretty sure it will just be more barbarism like you have now, only worse.

"Any suffering is bad" is an incredibly stupid thing to say to imply that we should stick to the status quo if you think about it for like, 2 seconds.

The suffering that chemotherapy causes sucks, but it is neccesary to kill the cancer. The suffering that the collapse of US hegemony will cause in the USA sucks, but it is necessary to kill the cancer that is US imperialism. The suffering that a revolution causes sucks, but it is necessary to kill the cancer that is capitalism.

[magicfatman1]

This is the most expensive pillow i own by a mile lmao

[yamelcakes]

What Big Food Did to Ice Cream

The “encrapification” of the American pint — a chemist’s plain-language dissection

Really good article by a chemist on why most ice cream sucks now— it’s because it’s not really ice cream.

[jmtorres]

part of me wants to be like "do people really not know this" and part of me knows full well i only read the labels because i have gut problems and don't want to suffer

anyway i've had my eye on the fat content for years. actual ice cream made with real cream won't trigger my lactose intolerance, because the higher the fat content of dairy, the lower the lactose content. my personal tipping point is around half-and-half so if you make "ice cream" with with skim milk, the enshittification i experience is unfortunately literal

[sickskeleton]

Yeah that’s an idea I might love

[were--ralph]

[gaytanic-panic]

An Open Letter To People Who Actually Want To Be Fat

When it comes to large bodies, there are a myriad of reasons people are fat. These can include, but are nowhere near limited to, genetics, P

"Wanting to be fat (much like wanting to be thin or in-betweeny or athletically built) isn't something I, or anyone else, should have to defend. But it is something I want to talk about more. In radical fat acceptance conversations, it's pretty much acceptable to say that you actually enjoy being fat; that you see beauty in it, that you see beauty in the fatness of others, and that you feel empowered by the way you look. In mainstream conversations and day-to-day interactions, that isn't remotely the case. If you are fat, and you are not publicly trying to "fix" yourself, you need a reason and an excuse. You need proof that you're healthy regardless. You need proof that your weight "cannot be helped." Saying you're fat because it's something you want remains more or less off limits, and certainly not something met with respect for one's choices.

I'm over it. As is the case for most people, I am fat for a few reasons. But the main one is simple: That's how I like it. Some people aren't fat because of illness or the financial burdens of "eating clean" or because their parents are fat, too (not that there's anything wrong with that). Some people just want to be fat.

If you're also one of those people, please know that it's OK. Know that you aren't shoving your beliefs and preferences down anyone else's psyche. You aren't claiming that everyone should be attracted to you. You get to decide to what degree health matters to you, much like everyone else. You get to decide how you go about maintaining your weight. You get to decide what to dress in, or what kinds of people you want in your life — romantically or otherwise. You get to be autonomous over your body. You get to rock your own unapologetic fatness."

[thaenad]

“You might even sexually connect with your fatness in such a strong way that you'd rather date or fuck or love someone whose preferences align with your own. Someone who doesn't like you in spite of your fat, but who loves the look, feel, and radicalness of fatness that is consciously embraced. Someone who believes that fatness, in all its squashy malleableness, can be an undeniable turn-on. You feel allowed to have those preferences, in the same way anyone else is entitled to their own sexual or romantic (consensual) choices. And that's because you are allowed.”

[lardguz]

Laying in bed thinking about furniture-breaking blobs, saggy rolls overflowing over couches and mattresses, smothered underneath tons of flab. 😳

[lardguz]

I feel like I've read and looked at every single piece of art or fic involving male blobs multiple times and I'm just like aughhhhhhhh I want MOREEEEEEEE

[confatty777]

🐷

[chubbybear1994]

I need someone to fatten me to the point where my belly covers my dick

[avakynx]

Bob "Speed & Weight" | TEKKEN 8

[bunnyfeedsbear]

I look so fucking huge and sexy in this.

[theonion]

Expressing concerns about the charged, inflammatory rhetoric used to promote the 16-day exposition, local prize hog Benny “Big Bones”Carmichael announced Friday that he would be dropping out of the Great American State Fair due to the event’s political nature. “After carefully reviewing the circumstances under which the Freedom 250 festivities are taking place, I must respectfully decline the president’s invitation to perform,” wrote Carmichael in a post to his Instagram followers, adding that he had been “misled” about the celebration’s nonpartisan tone and could not in “good conscience” associate his name, likeness, and award-winning weight with the project.

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[thetruebratan-deactivated202207]

Wow… Good work porker👍🤗

[boys-just-want-to-get-fat]

Sometimes if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself. Several feeders failed in this case. Once he took matters into his own hands, well....the results speak for themselves.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[thedarknessfalls99]

Getting you so obese you fill out the king size mattress perfectly. Plush, velvety fat in every corner. But with great size comes with great weakness, we don’t need you stressing your already struggling heart with moving.

so two fat admirers hold your massive sagging belly out of the way while I worship your mound, searching for your buried cock to make you orgasm.

one stuffs you while we massage your swollen, aching legs.

dedicated to your pleasure.

dedicated to making you even bigger. Xoxo

[korbendeanbhm]

At the pool but I’m all: No trunks no problem