please be gentle

brandon 20

[profeminist]

“No more diets, only riots”

- grittyphilly

[saltykingsalty]

ALL HAIL GRITTY

[ampervadasz]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

[floristic]

via weheartit

[queenpalms]

[nynneloves]

[animatedtext]

[japanesenintendo]

Kirby And Waddle Dee Bread Plushies 

Max Limited are releasing a set of Kirby’s Dream Land Pupupu Bakery’s Plushies & Cushions in January. Preorder Big Bread Plush: A Kirby here, Big Bread Plush: B Waddle Dee here, Oyasumi Bread Cushion: A Kirby here and Oyasumi Bread Cushion: B Waddle Dee here. Use the code JPNINTENDO for $3 off. Preorder deadline is 18 October. More pictures added below!

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[maricon-carne]

[culopeludo]

[nicephysiques]

Steve Raider (@steve_raider)

[ramenudes]

is it possible to get penetrated by a chest muscle?

[carelust]

[ramenudes]

why this look like black, fit justin Bieber

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[yermemeblog]

THERE. IS. ONLY. ONE. GOOD. GIRL.

[gleelive-deactivated20180818]

i’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time shut the hell up bitch

[xjvd]

Do you like eating ass?

No, I love eating ass. Especially when I pull out and it’s gaping and I get my tongue all up in there UGH I’m drooling

[stewo]

What time do you go to sleep so you can wake up on time for the gym?

Try by 9:45pm

[ramenudes]

Me, reading this at 3:58am

[turing-tested]

call jg wentworth, 877 ass now

[sarcasticcollegestudent]

877 ass now

[banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2]

i have a structured settlement and i need. ass. now.

[bear-tier]

It’s your ass use it when you need it.

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I submitted my application and resume

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

[922703]

[bingomann]

reblog for good luck

[catchymemes]

Progression of Sobriety

Source: imgur.com

[rumble-and-roar]

Wholesome

[purplelittlemermaid]

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

[ramenudes]

This makes me so happy