Shall I whisper to you of killer robots, my love?

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Story Idea

Following a “bad trip” psychedelic drug experience, a teenager awakes the next morning to find the whole world reduced to apocalyptic ruins and everyone gone. Title: Aeon of Ghosts and Shadows

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Story Idea

A science-fiction writer suffering a mental breakdown brings a huge medieval battle axe wherever he goes to defend against the sinister super-intelligent telepathic space lobsters with sick sexual proclivities that only he can see. Title: Out Here in the Darkness All Alone

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Sci-Fi Haiku

Warships in orbit An alien armada Earth is under siege

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Sci-Fi Haiku

Flying saucers land Alien monsters emerge Tentacled terror

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Sci-Fi Haiku

A failed invasion Tentacles torn asunder Earth victorious

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Story Idea

A religious but misanthropic young boy says a prayer before bed each night to petition God for Earth’s complete and total annihilation. Title: O Cosmic Destroyer Come Burn Down This World

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Story Idea

A drug-addicted, morbidly depressed department-store Santa Claus informs children that the future is canceled and there’s no hope for mankind. Title: Holiday Truth Bombs

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Sci-Fi Haiku

The lonely silence Endless gray desolation Exiled on Luna

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The fragility of life, the catastrophe of existence, the sense of nihilism evoked by the specter of death — my mind’s awash in thoughts like these whenever the dot-matrix display flashes GAME OVER and my game of pinball has reached its end.

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Sci-Fi Haiku

A broke-down starship Earth a distant memory Forever adrift

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It’s a toss up: Unmitigated Shit Storm from Start to Finish or Godawful Mess? For the life of me I can’t decide on a title for my memoirs.

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Story Idea

A young wife, increasingly suspicious of her husband’s comings and goings, follows him one evening when he leaves for a walk and discovers he is actually a sentient coin-operated alien arcade game with sickeningly depraved sexual appetites. Title: I Married a Filthy Perverted Pinball Machine From Outer Space

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Story Idea

A hiker must do the unthinkable to survive after a rock slide pins his erect penis beneath a boulder in a remote canyon. Title: Severance

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Despairing, miserable, sickly & forlorn, thanks for asking.

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Sci-Fi Haiku

A shy scientist Hypno-ray experiments Ladies come calling

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Etiquette Tip: Decorum dictates that one must refrain from French-kissing the corpse at an open-casket funeral, no matter how goddamn sexy she is.

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Story Idea

A mysterious venereal disease of alien origin transforms a star-pilot’s sex organs into an omniscient godlike super-being capable of annihilating space-time itself. Title: A Degenerate Armageddon