Mime (Professionally diagnosed)

Addy | 26 | she/they | jewish His factory caught fire. Chemicals and cigar smoke have mutated his insides. Needs to smoke more cigars or he will die.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[hotvampireadjacent]

[awraith]

This reads like I would have found it in a Necromancer's lair

[fieriframes]

[I wouldn't necessarily call that Mexican food if you just sat it down in front of me. Good fiction creates its own reality.]

[memorycycle]

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

[dickstolebyanalien]

touch my me and buy me money

[transgenderer]

Thinking about 30-50 feral hogs again. Can you imagine the majesty. Murmurating like starlings. Elaborate emergent shapes. The deafening snuffling. They pass through a corn field leaving only rubble behind. And the danger! Don't get too close! It's electric. we have only begun to conceive of the hog

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my buddy bareknuckle bill just evolved into a more powerful form called brassknuckle bill

[deathdaydreamm]

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

[deathdaydreamm]

[deathdaydreamm]

I love it so much you guys

[longseasons]

come f*ck on this samsung galaxy s23 plus user

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[segamascott]

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

[honorculture]

[pokkin]

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me