these casual bongos have turned sour

♫ mr sandman bring me a drink, make it jack daniel's and diet coke, a little ice and make it cold, i need to get drunk before i get too old ♫

[northeasting-deactivated2020102]

for those of you who have not yet been able to experience this fucking GEM

[isaiahmustafa]

“Is this Big Advil?”

[shanesmadej]

@ryansbergara: You asked us to dance. Suffer the consequences…

[wafflesex]

Had champagne this time. Dated Goth Dad. We’ll carry on.

[ehmp]

GTA PROFILES - The Lads

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

I was tweeting about this the other day, because I had Instacart deliver some milk, but I was out. I wasn’t home […] and then the milk got hot. And I was thinking, ‘Why isn’t there like little dump buckets in front of houses and they can just put cold stuff in it?’ Buy a fridge, put it on your porch, done. I just solved your problem.

[dogiplier]

THE B E S T RATIO

[buzzfeedunsolvedgifs]

The madam of the bordello was May Baily, and the original city license was issued in 1857, and still remains on display today.

[ehmp]

GTA PROFILES - The Gents

[buzzfeedunsolvedgifs]

It is very Old Testament. It’s like, most serial killers like to stroke themselves, and this is like- He was writing, and he was like-

[winterfelbae]

Is That Me? - RT Podcast #432

[angelshawke]

“Gavin might be the smartest guy I work with. I love Gavin and the work he does is incredible and it just drives me crazy that people actually think you are that dumb.

[cement-boy-deactivated20210401]

I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes

[jesperfahey]

[dogiplier]

it sure diddly did [x]

[dead-mclovely-deactivated201812]

Michael laying some truth down.

[shanesmadej]

#that’s it #that’s the whole show

BuzzFeed Unsolved True Crime - The Terrifying Axe Man of New Orleans (2x01)