THE MOST SUPERIOR INVADER

((ok so basically, Invader Zim + Slime Rancher))-((thank you @thethunderthedragonfruit for the help!))

[rancherzim]

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[rancherzim]

Hi.

So. You’re probably wondering why I was gone for 8+ moths. I hit a major pot hole in school and depression. It took  a while to get back together but I’m alright now. I’m a way more balanced mentally and I have more time on my hands now.

Right now. I’m going to brush up on all of my plans and make some guides for myself so the art won’t be as inconsistent as before. I’ve also improved over the months so I’m excited to put what I learned to use.

Updates will happen very infrequently but i’m aiming to at least answer one ask per week. I thank you for your patience and Rancher Zim will update in two weeks!

[rancherzim]

You know when I said two weeks?

[rancherzim]

Hi.

So. You’re probably wondering why I was gone for 8+ moths. I hit a major pot hole in school and depression. It took  a while to get back together but I’m alright now. I’m a way more balanced mentally and I have more time on my hands now.

Right now. I’m going to brush up on all of my plans and make some guides for myself so the art won’t be as inconsistent as before. I’ve also improved over the months so I’m excited to put what I learned to use.

Updates will happen very infrequently but i’m aiming to at least answer one ask per week. I thank you for your patience and Rancher Zim will update in two weeks!

[rancherzim]

((I’m sick so no update this week.))

[rancherzim]

Hey zim, you should be able to use your pak legs to get up high and look for a/the ranch?

HM.

[rancherzim]

Hey are we able to draw fan art of your au?

((Go ahead!))

[rancherzim]

it's not shit zim don't worry. It's a crystal, that you can sell for money. Some plorts are actually worth a lot of monies, however more expensive plorts are harder to get. There's lots of different slimes, and some are dangerous even without being Tarrs. but bottom line is it's not shit, slimes don't produce anything like that and are very clean

THE TALLEST MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS IMMEDIATELY!!! 

THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES ENSLAVING THESE BLOBS COULD YIELD FOR THE EMPIRE!!!

AND- WAIT... IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME THAT I HAVE YET TO MAKE A BASE.

[rancherzim]

don’t worry, zim. plorts aren’t actually unsanitary.

h,,,HUH?

[rancherzim]

I’M GOING TO LIE DOWN...

[rancherzim]

That slime has been bonded to you now, Mimo is yours and you have to protect him with your life

I- I TOUCHED IT....

[rancherzim]

Is... is a plort the slimes equivalent to a shit? Do slimes eat other slimes shit to become a largo or a Tarr? Did you just handle shit?

EH...

EH?????????

I TOUCHED IT.

[rancherzim]

you gotta give this planet a chance Zim! feel the SOOTHING energy. i think you’re going to like it here :)

THIS PLANET IS THE OPPOSITE OF SOOTHING.

[rancherzim]

I HAVE DECIDED

THE PINK ONE’S NAME SHALL BE

MIMO

[rancherzim]

Oh no, trust me, if you find a ranch, you will DEFINITELY find some helpful and usable technology.

FFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEE

I WILL SEARCH FOR IT. 

OF COURSE, I COULD ALWAYS IMPROVE IT...

[rancherzim]

Maybe you dont have a vacpack because you have your pak instead??? Maybe you'll be able to find one, it will make exploring destroying this world much easier.

WAIT.

WHAT DO VACPAKS EVEN LOOK LIKE?

[rancherzim]

Maybe there's a ranch somewhere on this island that has a vacpack 🤔

I’VE ONLY LANDED A FEW HOURS AGO.

THERE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE AREA.

WHY DO YOU CREATURES KEEP MENTIONING RANCHES?

IS THAT WHAT THIS PLACE IS SUPPOSED TO BE?

THIS PLACE IS OBVIOUSLY ABANDONED THEN.

I DOUBT I WOULD FIND ANY WORKING TECHNOLOGY NO MATTER HOW PRIMITIVE.

[rancherzim]

Doesnt exist? oh yeah, sure it doesnt- just like that black slime I warned you about, right?

FINE.

YOU HAVE MADE YOUR POINT.

ZiM WILL SEARCH FOR THIS “VACPAK”.