cheese touched

always thinking about zoolander (2001) (header image: bathhouse no. 2, Sam Loewen, 2023)

[sapphling]

hysterectomy feels like it would clear up a lot of space for storage. if i get them to yank that sucker out can i put a beer fridge or maybe a ps2 in there

[swordofazrael1992]

& you are not only a mutual to me but someone whose sleep schedule i am deeply concerned about

[adastrabbit]

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

yall ever miss your own energy?? like damn wtf happened to me??

[natttpack]

“I can see your nipples through that”

You’re welcome?

[loveridden1999]

[bean-bog-blog]

"why are you so tired all of the time?" i literally have 1/4th as many good days as you do, barbara

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[elucubrare]

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

[etiennelux]

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

[99fish]

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

going to the room labeled "men", the mens room, to see some men

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

wtf theres just a buncha fucking toilece in here

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

Honestly? I never really liked this post that much, not even when i posted it

[ozth]

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

[dogpuppy]