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. . . the only place it pays to be a hack! cataclysm | adult | they/it | loveless aplaro . profile picture ID: a shoulders-up drawing of AK, my fursona, drawn by a4g. They are a black and rust Doberman covered in silver piercings leaning on one fist, with a red background behind them. . profile banner ID: an image edit from the angels of death anime done by wlwfav. The image is a side profile of Zack Foster, a bright white smile the only notable feature. His hand is clasped around the hilt of his scythe. On the bottom left side of the image is text that reads B6 | ISAAC FOSTER, with the quote “and be sure to cry, scream, and beg for your life! let me see more of that despair on your face!” written below it. On the bottom right side is the word WRATH, with the definition “anger directed against an innocent person, unduly unbending or long-lasting, and desires excessive punishment.” written below it.

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

About me!

. . . float around your town, it's the Haunted House . . .

THE BASICS:

Cataclysm / Cats, Mas is also good, they/it, schrödinger’s queer.

OTHER:

I don’t tag for use of fag or cripple, this is because I am a faggy cripple and find comfort in the words. I DO tag for gore and explicit sexual content, the latter tagged under nsft. Some mild stuff will probably slip by

I will be bitchy about my chronic illness on main with somewhat regular frequency. If this gets annoying, remember: I have to live with it! You only have to live with it when it gets too annoying to stay quiet about. Vast difference <3 most of it is tagged under disability stuffz, posts there free for other crips to reblog

Talk 2 me about metal!!!! Particularly Ice Nine Kills, Lorna Shore, Sleep Token, In This Moment, Angelmaker, Bad Omens, Imminence, The Devil Wears Prada, The Plot In You, Wage War, and Tallah but I will not complain about other bands as well ^-^

I like minecraft youtube. If you don’t, following me is highly inadvisable

I love when people reblog my reblogs with tags, please feel free to reblog as many posts as you want <3

Username Lore:

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

Hit a new arfid-flare up combo low today and it’s called staring blankly at the freezer and sobbing hysterically

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

Deeply hate how my response to flares has changed with time and with years of illness. I used to be just fine hunkering down in bed with snacks and sleeping whenever and YouTube and now I’d genuinely rather skin myself than spend one more miserable minute in bed

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

Anyways does anyone else think about how voidstar turns two years old in just under a week when the fuck did that happen that shits mental

[everydayimslothin]

Far be it of me to comment on the politics of another nation, but the Binface thing is so fucking funny. I just saw an attempted smear article against Binface in the Telegraph. It was basically just like THIS JOKE IS NOT FUNNY IT IS STUPID ALSO A DIFFERENT GOOFY POLITICIAN WHO DID A SIMILAR BIT KILLED THEMSELVES (stay classy Telegraph) AND ALSO DID YOU KNOW BINFACE IS LIBERAL!?!?!?!?!?

I'm reminded of a time in high school during student body elections, when some of my friends began posting signs around the school to encourage students to write in a vote for the pokemon blastoise. And no one really took it seriously until the school did a psa over the morning intercom not to vote for blastoise and to take the election seriously.

After that everyone in the school, now realizing they had the ability to actually mildly disrupt the proceedings of those in power, agressively and obsessively began campaigning for blastoise. 'A vote for blastoise is a vote for blastoise. Vote Blastoise.' Became the most common thing to hear in the hallway. Some people even made tshirts with a tshirt press. Eventually a human was elected but only because the school didnt count the blastoise votes. Real voter fraud happening here. I bet the boring human class president only got like 3 votes in total but I'll never know how much my hero Blastoise was cheated.

Anyway a vote for Binface is a vote for Binface. Vote binface.

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

Deeply hate how my response to flares has changed with time and with years of illness. I used to be just fine hunkering down in bed with snacks and sleeping whenever and YouTube and now I’d genuinely rather skin myself than spend one more miserable minute in bed

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

I SWEAR TO GOD EVERY TIME I PLAY A DECONSTRUCTEAM GAME I COME OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE FEELING LIKE I GOT STABBED TO DEATH WITH A MILLION TINY DAGGERS. FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL

[fluffysylveonn]

Ok it’s literally 2026 I can’t do this anymore if you like Harry Potter im straight up killing you

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Video summary: Tiktok by @pippabarnes - clips of a person with alopecia applying colourful makeup and other decorations to a bald spot as part of very dramatic looks, narrating now her relationship to her bald spots has developed over time

[p0laroid-sx-70]

cupid missed (Jenny Anderson x Lily Gatins)

[disableddyke]

i do actually think a lack of an easy setting on games is an ableism issue

[disableddyke]

i just feel like if your game is inaccessible to disabled people due to difficulty stacking and you add no option to make it more accessible then you’re not really a good game designer

[surskip]

this is killing me it's so cute

[sunnysatori]

@funnier-when-objectum

[the-silliest-stiltwalker]

[tonguetyd]

Southerners really went off with “y’all” and the Brits really went off with “innit” but most of all the Aussies really went off with calling everyone cunts all the time

[outofcontextdiscord]

[not-a-spy-garak]

[valas-illyn]

I need this gif reversed

[freakdroids]

nice

[notahorseindisguise]

just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich

[notahorseindisguise]

also after realising how GAY my "thank youuuu~~ ^_^" and the little curtsy i did was, i grabbed my sandwich off him, my smile faded from embarrassment and i turned around and marched out the door without saying anything else

[notahorseindisguise]

he saw me go in real time from faggot to emotionless robot

[notahorseindisguise]

why would you queue this post. it is may and you set this up to remind me specifically of my romantic failures from november last year

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

Chronic fatigue is trying to kill me with hammers but at last I have nine hours of Skyes playing AC black flag resynced to watch while my body tries to make me pass out every half hour

[fakelawyerbug]

I've seen a bunch of "fandom etiquette" posts on my dash today and I'm going to say something that is maybe going to be unpopular but;

The absolutely pervasive mentality that unwanted criticism or critique shouldn't be given and should be ignored is why fans of color don't stay in fan spaces.

And I am not going to mince words here:

A lot of you are racist. A lot of your fan works are racist.

That might have been difficult to hear. And if it was, you should probably reflect on why that was.

"Fandom etiquette" has created a space where fans of color either bite our tongues and eventually leave or say something, get dogged on, and then eventually leave.

So much of "fandom etiquette" seems to be about insulating creatives from Feeling Bad and hostility to any kind of negative feedback is a pretty big contributor to why bigotry festers in these spaces.

[iridescentoracle]

#imo the potluck analogy applies- it would be rude to critique someone's icing technique at a potluck bc it wasn't as good as at the bakery #but if they had decorated their cupcakes w hate symbols it wouldn't be rude to tell them that's gross and gtfo #in fact it would be inappropriate to NOT say anything in that situation #or to complain that another guest who did point it out was 'ruining everyone's potluck' #and pointing out racism in fan works is 100% the second thing not the first! (via destructions-daughter)