euthanize me captain !!!

do not perceive me. she/they. approaching 30 (derogatory) also shellofaride if you’re interested in my unhinged unfiltered hyperfixations and want to lose respect for me

[akajustmerry]

Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"

[akajustmerry]

opening song of this movie literally a bunch of workers singing about how idle gossip is the only thing that gets them through this NASTY TERRIBLE REVOLUTION. what did they have a revolution about?? movie says don't worry about it!! look Anastasia wants to find her family don't you want her to find her family????

[akajustmerry]

Dimitri is like yeah we have to go to Paris to meet the grand empress because she's never come back to Russia for no particular reason :)))

[kurhanchyk]

the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

[ace-aussie-asshole]

"If this one things hadn't happened the main character wouldn't be so important" You mean the catalyst? If the catalyst of the plot didn't happen the plot wouldn't happen? Dude, that's fucking crazy. No, seriously, it's so crazy that in the book "What Happens After The Catalyst" the catalyst is the only reason the story takes place.

[owlservice]

God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy

[csny]

im suuuuuper tired. i think ill stay up for another 5-24 hours

[maplestatic]

are you kidding me. I need them to kiss like rn.

[corneredanimal]

i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it

[ntrlily]

i dont believe in gender for real its just a fetish thing to me

[2well2water]

i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

[busket]

actually I think you're lying about your lived experience and the proof I have is that i asked the warped and evil strawman version of you that I built to live inside my mind and it said you're full of shit and you never have good intentions ever

[luainthewild]

I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again

[7dmom]

i struggle every day to beat my inner child for its own good

[nyancrimew]

going forward i will only consume problematic media

[nyancrimew]

and well, let's jusr say,, uncritically too

[dovesndecay]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

[rainbowgazes-archive]

anyone tagging this with "Yeah but i wont be on tumblr at that age" is only fooling themselves.

[sunfortune]

permission to lib out?

[sunfortune]

[stfrancisofinfidelity]

[segamascott]

[fairycosmos]

ive been sure of my curse since i was 11