THE RANDOMEST OF PEACHES

Alex | 23 | Florida Just your average college grad/future CPA/travel enthusiast/taco lover making her way through life. I have no idea what's going on, but I'm feeling good. "IT'S CALLED A GURNEY"

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kosmonin]

[cartoonnetworkhistory]

cartoon network commercial from the late 90s

[podencos]

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[10knotes]

Funny no matter your age

[chai-bean]

vines that i haven’t seen in any compilations yet

part 2 | part 3 | animal vines

[ohhellorula]

Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever

[psychictantrums]

I’ve seen this 5,000 times and I still laugh every single time. This and his Dateline impressions are the funniest thing that has ever happened in the history of the world.

[sinister--oculus-deactivated202]

I don’t even know who this is or anything but this just absolutely fucking killed me. I laughed so hard I saw spots. I was crying. I’m hurting.

[incidentalcomics]

[captin-owl]

image how much better if everyone, adults, teens, younger kids, all got recess. like if everyone got 45 minutes to an hour to just play around outside, do fun things, be “childish” and things

[captin-owl]

like my post you cowards, imagine it!

[allbeesarelesbians]

a judge: the court will now take a recess

all the lawyers: [scramble to put on sneakers and get to the playground first]

[dictacontrion]

okay i realize it’s funny to imagine a bunch of lawyers scrambling for the monkey bars 

but

judges are more likely to grant parole after their lunch break 

doctors are more likely to prescribe unnecessary antibiotics at the end of the day

decision fatigue makes it harder for everyone to make good decisions about their work, health, and relationships 

having 45 minutes to an hour to just play around in the middle of the day would genuinely be better for everyone

[geniusoflove]

me trying to sound employable: i love effort.... and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

[firebreathingeli]

Please watch this series of Japanese gum commercials

You won’t regret it I promise

[fandomsandfeminism]

……wow

[williamhmasqets]

omg

[sp00ky-teacup]

OMG?

[shadamy22]

@thisismouseface

[shi1498912]

wtf?!

[valtsv]

[stevensteven97-deactivated20190]

[goingslowly-deactivated20191211]

parks and rec had the best minor characters

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

good friendships are honestly the most healing and light things in the entire world

[ruzekburgess]

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, 2002 dir. Kelly Asbury & Lorna Cook

The story that I want to tell you cannot be found in a book. They say the history of the West was written from the saddle of a horse, but it’s never been told from the heart of one, not ‘til now.

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

well i’ll be damned

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

welp

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

SHE DID THAT !

[taurusgodmother]

IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY

[stephrc79]

Every time…every TIME this is on my dash, I read it all the way thru before reblogging. And you should too. THIS is how you ally. Respect yourself by raising the women around you who deserve that same level of respect.

Respect yourself. Respect your sisters. Never settle for the fuckboys who look to drag us ALL down. ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

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