I'm Randy Marsh, and I'm a geologist

Hello thee. I'm Randy Marsh, I work as a geologist in South Park, and this is not a mid-life crisis. -indie blog for south park-

[john-elway]

i think my dad is crying

[randall-randy-marsh]

I may have bet our savings on that game... We might be living off raven for awhile, son. Sniff. I'm gonna go get drunk....er...

[geraldbroflovskl]

My favorite meatballs

[geraldbroflovskl]

It was a phase

[randall-randy-marsh]

The most terrifying fucking phase in the history of phases.

[geraldbroflovskl]

I don’t want to talk about it.

[randall-randy-marsh]

You make a much better looking man than a dolphin that’s for sure.

[geraldbroflovskl]

I thought I was majestic. 

[randall-randy-marsh]

No, not even close.

[geraldbroflovskl]

It was a phase

[randall-randy-marsh]

The most terrifying fucking phase in the history of phases.

[geraldbroflovskl]

I don’t want to talk about it.

[randall-randy-marsh]

You make a much better looking man than a dolphin that's for sure.

[geraldbroflovskl]

It was a phase

[randall-randy-marsh]

The most terrifying fucking phase in the history of phases.

[saintsoup]

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

[humortrain]

[lordbroflovski]

-smooches someone whos not randy marsh-

[randall-randy-marsh]

YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME, BROFLOVSKI -goes to make out with Gerald-

[captainmarsh-deactivated2016032]

well now we all know who kyles getting his new years kiss from

[randall-randy-marsh]

;) Enjoy yours with Gerald, son.

[captainmarsh-deactivated2016032]

i will, dad

[randall-randy-marsh]

Goodboy.  Hey maybe later we can have a fourway? HAHAHAHAHA.

;) WINKY FACE.

[captainmarsh-deactivated2016032]

well now we all know who kyles getting his new years kiss from

[randall-randy-marsh]

;) Enjoy yours with Gerald, son.

[captainmarsh-deactivated2016032]

i said i’m gonna spend new years with kyle but i’m actually gonna spend it with his dad

[randall-randy-marsh]

Well great now who am I spending new years with? Maybe I’ll hang out with Kyle then >:I

[lordbroflovski]

OH MY GOD

[randall-randy-marsh]

HEY KYLE

;)

WINKY FACE!

We’re gonna have lots of fun Kyle!

[lordbroflovski]

STAN YOUR DAD IS DRUNK

[randall-randy-marsh]

I AM NOT.

Maybe a little tipsy

[captainmarsh-deactivated2016032]

i said i’m gonna spend new years with kyle but i’m actually gonna spend it with his dad

[randall-randy-marsh]

Well great now who am I spending new years with? Maybe I’ll hang out with Kyle then >:I

[lordbroflovski]

OH MY GOD

[randall-randy-marsh]

HEY KYLE

;)

WINKY FACE!

We're gonna have lots of fun Kyle!

[captainmarsh-deactivated2016032]

i said i’m gonna spend new years with kyle but i’m actually gonna spend it with his dad

[randall-randy-marsh]

Well great now who am I spending new years with? Maybe I'll hang out with Kyle then >:I

[captainmarsh-deactivated2016032]

i’m sorry i’m not jaden smith, dad

[randall-randy-marsh]

Jaden Smith would let me watch all of the informative murder porn I want! GAWD. 

[indiesouthparkblogs]

Reblog this if you're an indie South Park rp blog

I’ll add you to the list of all indie South Park blogs. 

[captainmarsh-deactivated2016032]

dad ran over a squirrel today and called me out to look at it

:(

[randall-randy-marsh]

It’s the circle of life, Stan! It’s about time you learned to deal with the fact that animals die and you can’t save all of them. 

[captainmarsh-deactivated2016032]

dad ran over a squirrel today and called me out to look at it

:(

[randall-randy-marsh]

It's the circle of life, Stan! It's about time you learned to deal with the fact that animals die and you can't save all of them.