♪ — “i cannot bear to see you fall into the non-existent!”
hi hello! i'm max or tome and this is my self-ship blog ^^ i joined the self-ship community in july of 2023 and i've been pining for simon jarrett loving it here ever since!
some basic info about me: i go by he/they, i'm genderqueer, queer and asexual. i'm completely sharing with all my f/o's and i'm autistic! my lifelong special interests are roblox, gravity falls, soma, undertale/deltarune, music and plants
you can view my carrd here to view my full f/o list, as well as (coming soon) my self-inserts!
tag list below the cut!
romantic f/o tags —
fictional lovers :
Simon Jarrett — #🌊;; ''take me back home‚ let me know that you're human''
The Groundskeeper — #🍂;; ''dig up the garden‚ darling!''
Tardif — #📜;; “i can fill your heart with something new”
SCP-049 — #💉;; ''i've got a bad case of loving you!''
Jacques Pierrot — #🧭;; ''oh captain‚ make up your mind!''
Cyan — #🌠;; ''you're an enemy who i'm keen to defend!''
fictional crushes :
The Crooked — #⚓;; “spin you around‚ start over again”
The Merchant — #💎;; ''oh‚ i'm in love with a stranger...''
The Bracken — #🌿;; ''with eyes as white as the moons...''
Jaoba — #📦;; ''i got scared‚ and they appeared...''
this show is rated tv-pg yet has shown multiple shots of a character flipping us off with both hands which has led me to believe every other tv-pg director is a coward
favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!
rb with a photo of your f/o (any type!) and a little bit about them and i will assign them a jellycat! the info just gives me an idea of what to assign them, otherwise it will just be off vibes!
for example: Loki gets Little Snake and Luna gets Amuseables Mitten
DNI PR*SHIP/VARIANTS!!! I HAVE TOMATOES TO THROW AT THE READY!!!!!! also Loki doubles dni too please!
um um hi hello may i request a plush for my lovely crush H.U.N.K from resident evil? hes been on my mind lately agh
he's a badass umbrella corporation operative and the sole survivor of every mission he's been sent out on (his name stands for "Human Unit Never Killed" !!) very mysterious, serious loner type ... :]
he gets Amuseables Cirrus Storm Cloud! i think it's the grey and sad backstory that drew me to this one to assign to him. maybe you can help cheer him up! ^_^
OH HE'S SOOO CUTE AS A LITTLE RAINCLOUD ..... absolutely i know for a fact it tears him up how he's never saved anybody but himself, even if it's all sheer chance and luck that his teams keep being wiped out ;; he acts so strong and uncaring about it but I KNOW. i can make it better ... maybee......
rb with a photo of your f/o (any type!) and a little bit about them and i will assign them a jellycat! the info just gives me an idea of what to assign them, otherwise it will just be off vibes!
for example: Loki gets Little Snake and Luna gets Amuseables Mitten
DNI PR*SHIP/VARIANTS!!! I HAVE TOMATOES TO THROW AT THE READY!!!!!! also Loki doubles dni too please!
um um hi hello may i request a plush for my lovely crush H.U.N.K from resident evil? hes been on my mind lately agh
he's a badass umbrella corporation operative and the sole survivor of every mission he's been sent out on (his name stands for "Human Unit Never Killed" !!) very mysterious, serious loner type ... :]
