...maybe i don't want heaven

counting to 15 i love you

[random-clever-username]

u know something that a lot of people don’t know is that if u see someone ever utilizing a troom troom hack not only are u legally allowed to kill them on spot, you’re actually obligated to! :)

[random-clever-username]

i love how avatar revolutionized animation, made massive amounts of money and all that. and we still have to clarify “the blue people?” because the Last Airbender was that fuckin good

[random-clever-username]

my body when i’m actually sick: oh yeah we got this whatever

my body encountering one (1) particle of pollen: holy,, fuck,,, dynig,, i can t tell me wife i love her

[random-clever-username]

i love how avatar revolutionized animation, made massive amounts of money and all that. and we still have to clarify “the blue people?” because the Last Airbender was that fuckin good

[random-clever-username]

i’m the mom friend but like,, the chaotic mom friend u kno? like yeah my life’s falling apart but listen,,, have u been drinking enough water today?

it’s 1 am i just told a kid older than me to sleep. i’m literally awake eating crackers in the dark! you know

[random-clever-username]

u know some people don’t make it easy to get over them and honestly? rude

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[1st-1]

[stimman4000]

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[quietpagan]

oh, okay

oh, that’s nice

oh, that’s kinda cool

oh, that’s pretty

okay…

HOLY SHIT

[thechaotictrickster]

Dude

[wholegrain-whore]

What’s your favorite jack stauber short?

[random-clever-username]

u know some people don’t make it easy to get over them and honestly? rude

[random-clever-username]

if i was ever famous i’d wait until there were all these random rumors and ships right. like “omg u and ___ are dating” bc that’s what happens when ur famous. and then just out of the blue. i’d go. and i’d dm 1 random person and just say “it’s true” w proof or smth bc here’s the thing. no one would believe them. they’d just be called out for photoshop or some shit and i’d laugh and be famous. so i’d just do it to fuck around w people. anyways i shouldn’t be famous or all hell will break lose

[iameverysparklywoman]

Full offence but I need to sit in a river

[the-official-nasa]

shouting my opinion into this navy void feels worse than before

[sunnyandpositive]

Motivation post

[random-clever-username]

is it just a midwestern thing that whenever ur in the car and you get to a red light you’re Required to make awkward eye contact with whoever pulls next to you

[naramdil]

you have this idea in your head that the only time you’re worthy of being loved is when you’re at your best. you’re still worthy of being loved when you’re at your lowest. you’re still worthy of being loved when you don’t want to go on anymore. you are still worthy of being loved even when you don’t love yourself. you are a human and therefore always worthy of being loved and don’t you fool yourself into thinking otherwise.