collective hysteria

she/they | pan

[highwaycowboys-deactivated20160]

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

[random-hbu]

lock screen / last song / last selfie tagged by @kaylonk (ily bean) tagging @sherlogs @one-punch-phan @untriviall @yourblog101 @sunshinesapphic !!!

[heartshapedgf]

my freckles are returning!!! finally!!

[heartshapedgf]

@gaynasa my freckles return again for the party!! 🎉

[innerwreck]

[mkbematt-deactivated20181219]

[leninslesbiandaughter-deactivat]

[daintyboots]

i’ve seen a few posts going around of people trying to stump akinator and i think i’ve got it you guys

i’m gonna make him guess those trees off to the left

wish me luck

[daintyboots]

they’re fucking trees akinator

[daintyboots]

idk man i try to stay out of the relationship conflicts of vegetation

[daintyboots]

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS AKINATOR??????????????? FUCK THIS GAME

[kxte]

how does one turn their emotions off

[jackasssed-deactivated20200128]

Okay so first go to settings

[jackasssed-deactivated20200128]

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

[ssfith]

 no, im still willing to try this, go ahead, im at settings, what do next

[steviemcfly]

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

Like I don’t know what else you people need

[magicpebble]

White men to not be the political power majority.

[merswine]

Where was this when all the white boys on my fb were offended that I said I was more likely to die at the hands of a white boy than anyone else

[craigzlist]

everyone's 👏 making 👏 posts 👏 like 👏 this 👏 i 👏 want 👏 to 👏 feel 👏 included 👏 i 👏 love 👏 attention 👏👏👏

you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

[ihatejonarbuckle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[paradisixx]

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[thefrenchdadarchive-deactivated]

[ruinedchildhood]

[pawnees]

[egyptiankingin]

LOVE WON.

[gehayi]

I love the rainbow bouquet one of the brides is holding.

[whatdidyousayagain-deactivated2]

How to kill an introvert

Starve him to death by putting a stranger in his kitchen.