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Eugene, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Lance: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Rapunzel: Now what do we say when we get anxiety

Eugene: My anxiety’s chronic but this ass is iconic

Rapunzel: No

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Hector, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Quirin: You did WHAT–

Adira: William Snakepeare

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Varian: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Rapunzel:

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Varian: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Rapunzel: I just don’t get it why is Cassandra so angry all the time.

Eugene: It’s cause she’s short, she’s closer to hell.

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Keira and Catalina are sitting on a bench

Lance: Why do you guys look so sad?

Catalina: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Lance sits down*

Keira: The bench is freshly painted.

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Hector: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Quirin: Alright.

Hector: TraitorSayWhat?

Adira: Excuse me?

Hector: What?

Quirin:

Hector:

Hector: No wait-

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Apollo: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Dionysus: The car takes a screenshot.

Artemis: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Catalina: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Lance: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Kiera: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Varian: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Lance: The cow???

Varian: What?

Eugene: Lance, W H Y ?

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Eugene: Why are you on the floor?

Varian: I'm depressed.

Varian: Also I was stabbed, can you get Rapunzel, please.

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Lance: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Varian: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Rapunzel: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Hector: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Quirin: Wasn't Adira with you?

Adira: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Dionysus: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Ariadne: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Demeter: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Ares: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Apollo: I was arrested for being too cool.

Artemis: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.