random relatable thoughts

[mentalhealthfemme]

[lameborghini]

why do guys always gotta jiggle their leg in class ……. shhhh shh relax ..calm down…..it’ll b ok

[ok91]

[untexting]

When an ad targets you just too well, and it reminds you that those fuckers are spying on your every click

[little-women-2019]

i was at rehearsal today and i was talking to these girls and the conversation got around to “who would you go gay for?” and one girl listed like ten women i was like… honey

[caloriq]

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

[doublehoseven-deactivated201812]

[ruinedchildhood]

mom: come down and eat me: i’m not hungry mom: i got take out me:

[onlytwitterpics]

[ughjeez-deactivated20170224]

me when i gotta help my secretive friends

[tekknocrat-deactivated20250624]

[ruinedchildhood]

[trjoel]

“Millennials are so entitled"

[lucasnoahs]

Actually, the ‘you’re welcome’/’no problem’ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you’re welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, but is them doing extra, so it’s saying ‘I accept your thanks because I know I deserve it.’

‘No problem’, however, is used because younger people feel not only that helping or assisting someone is a given and expected, but also that it should be stressed that you’re need for help was no burden to them (even if it was).

Basically, older people think help is a gift you give, younger people think help is an expectation required of them.

[humanityinahandbag]

DAMN STRAIT.

[boompercars]

Imagine the drama if apple added a feature that notified you if someone took a screenshot of your conversation

[random-relatable-thoughts]

when I do that on snapchat: “oops that was an accident”

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’ll spend a dollar on food like it’s nothing but buying an app for 99 cents is like giving up a kidney.

[twitterlols]

[sprousetwinsblog]

[artmilf]

trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily 

[artmilf]

it’s just not gunna happen

[prokopetz]

You ever wonder how often it happens that identical twins unwittingly trade identities during infancy? Like, an exhausted parent accidentally dresses them in the wrong outfits or tucks them into the wrong cribs one day, and the mistake just never gets caught?

[fruithonorific]

don’t mess me up like this