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So, I get this amazing bag for Christmas from my friend. It’s literally my old post. It’s great. I love it.

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[stealingpotatoes]

making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

(commission info // tip jar!)

[riversofjupiter]

this is what happened right

[subtlerelicelixir]

Bucky : I just want some peace in my life! 😑

Universe : Sorry, next please.

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Jalice icons ✨

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[softjaspers]

-at Disney Land-

Carlisle and Edward in the teacup, spinning slowly while having a casual conversation:

Emmett and Jasper spinning at full speed, screaming at the top of their lungs: WEEEEEEEEEE

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Twilight As Youtubers Pt1 - Call Me Kevin

✰ “I got hit by a car" - Bella

✰ "I have amnosia.“ - Emmett, doing his best

✰ “I don’t need your witty remarks right now, that’s my job and I’m not very good at it” - Rosalie

✰ “Boy, was that fun" - Alice after Bella’s B-day, immediately planning another party

✰ “What an evil fecker" - Jacob @ Edward

✰ “Now, I’m just running from my problems, I’m not accomplishing anything.“ - Edward 

✰ “I’m sorry, I can’t help being an evil fecker.” - Aro all the time

✰ “According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” - Carlisle to Esme at 3 am

✰ “Y-You have to- uh- be sad to be happy because what’s life without darkness my friends. …This looks disgusting.“ - Jasper

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Jasper: This is a horrible idea

Emmett: Stick around, I’m filled with horrible ideas

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Jasper: We’re screwed!

Emmett: Hey, I don’t wanna hear that defeatist attitude! I wanna hear you upbeat!

Jasper, cheerfully: We’re screwed! 

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Emmett: It’ll be fun! We’ll make it a boys day. Come on you punk bitch. Jasper: I can’t believe I have to say this… Jasper: I don’t have time to get tested for STD’s with you tomorrow, Emmett.

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Twilight As Memes

Emmett

Rosalie

Jacob thinking he can still have Bella 

Bella

Edward

Bella and Jacob

Esme @ Carlisle

Jasper after Bella’s bday

Carlisle every morning

Alice

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Twilight As Modern family

Carlisle, Esme, and Edward.

Bella and Emmett

Alice @ any cullen leaving the house in an outfit she did not buy for them

Alice and Jasper

Marcus and Aro

Anyone when they meet Resunememme

Alice and bella

Edward and Rosalie

The volturi

Emmett and Rosalie

[softjaspers]

Jasper: I have no fears

Emmett: What if you woke up one day and alice was taller than you?

Jasper: I have one fear

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Emmett: I’m just a little yee in a big haw world

Jasper, under his breath: What the fuck…

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Happy holidays from Jasper and Emmetts annual fight

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twilight as friends

Charlie swan energy

Bella @ Edward 

Esme before Emmett packed those 6 eggs

Mike at the wedding

Edward (Edgeward)

Rosalie

Marcus

Carlisle after having to move because of his dumbass kids (again)

Alice

Jasper after Bellas birthday

Jacob @ Edbella

[wolfpackshenanigans]

Jasper: Hunger and sex are definitely sorts of motivations. Hunger responds to a need. If you don’t eat, you die. Sex is not –in this sense– a need. If we don’t have sex, we may feel like dying, but we do not.

Edward: How do you know nobody ever died from lack of sex?

Emmett: Because you’re still alive.