random doodle thing

post-lite up 6 game so beware spoilers. they/them. osc rp.

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// post lite up 6 game, which canonically SHOULD have already happened but isnt done yet so postgame doodle goes here and pre-game doodle just stays like that. beware of potential spoilers but uhhh thats mostly it

[randomdoodlethingfake]

❤️it hort it hurt

nods sagely (again). it hort (again) (i called them again they kept hitting me with hammers)

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it hort

nods sagely. it hort

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maybe i should like appeal to whoever i should appeal to about the whole Being Banned FRom The Internet Due To The Accident Of 1974 thing . i dont know how that even happened i wasnt even alive in 1974 thats fucked up

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i called John Internet so he could unban me from the internet but he immediately started hitting me with hammers. through the phone. it hurt

[randomdoodlethingfake]

maybe i should like appeal to whoever i should appeal to about the whole Being Banned FRom The Internet Due To The Accident Of 1974 thing . i dont know how that even happened i wasnt even alive in 1974 thats fucked up

[randomdoodlethingfake]

anyone else noticed a strange lack of toasted ham and cheese sandwiches lately or is that just me

[daybreakerwitch]

are you S'posed to see a lot of those i only saw that one article about it and that was kinda it forever

[randomdoodlethingfake]

i mean i used to occasionally see someone eating one whenever i went somewhere but now theres no one eating them ever anymore

[daybreakerwitch]

thats scaruy.... i dont know....... lots of stuff has been disappearing lately maybe you should go check on that article

[randomdoodlethingfake]

i can't im still banned from all internet services. on account of the accident of 1974

[randomdoodlethingfake]

anyone else noticed a strange lack of toasted ham and cheese sandwiches lately or is that just me

[daybreakerwitch]

are you S'posed to see a lot of those i only saw that one article about it and that was kinda it forever

[randomdoodlethingfake]

i mean i used to occasionally see someone eating one whenever i went somewhere but now theres no one eating them ever anymore

[randomdoodlethingfake]

anyone else noticed a strange lack of toasted ham and cheese sandwiches lately or is that just me

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(@john-teffery-cci-offishal @radilobix @cobbler-stone)

so! you may be wondering why i got you 3 here today.

well.

before i outright say it, i want to go ahead and show a few things.

first of all, cobblestone's behavior.

cobblestone has not behaved the same since being in the void and allegedly dying and coming back.

sure, it wasnt exactly friendly with trist during boss, but it wasn't to the point where literally all it does is reblog the bald trist post.

like, name at least 3 times cobblestone's actually done anything? after falling in the void? that isn't just reblogging bald trist post?

i bet you can't.

now,

have either of you (not counting cobblestone) thought about how flimsy cobblestone's excuse was when it 'came back'?

it just died in the void and got revived????

like hell it did!

its very visible how it just came up with this on the spot and hoped no one would question further.

also, cobblestone doesn't have a recovery center! rubber ball certainly didn't recover it!

now would it be the first time it just died and then came back? no, it wouldn't. that has happened before. like when it died after fucking with the timeline to save cloudy painting from dying in boss 2 and then came back after a while

but like. you don't just magically die in the void and come back i dont think.

and finally,

quite frankly, i think this speaks for itself.

i think cobblestone's being impersonated, and has been ever since it "came back".

and whoever's doing it fucked up when trying to look like it.

(much like when trist impersonated radiobox for cci s2 but thats not relevant)

and No one noticed.

so, "cobblestone", i must ask, why are you doing this? who ARE you, really?

[randomdoodlethingfake]

what ARE they doin?

...well, if you MUST know, im trying to get the rubber ball recovery center to do something. preferably recover rubber ball.

this whole thing is my fault for. y'know. erasing him from existence. so i feel like i have to try and fix it.

unfortunately, i have no fucking clue how machines like this work, so progress is coming along very slowl-

[ EXPLOSION ]

what the fuck was tha- GOD DAMNIT NO!!!!!!!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!! god DAMN IT!!!!!!! WHAT THE HE-

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. IS THAT A FUCKING PORTAL. WHY IS THERE A PORTAL HERE NOW.

[infinitepointpenalty]

[ Well. the portal did give you a rubber ball! ]

[randomdoodlethingfake]

what the fuck

[randomdoodlethingfake]

what ARE they doin?

...well, if you MUST know, im trying to get the rubber ball recovery center to do something. preferably recover rubber ball.

this whole thing is my fault for. y'know. erasing him from existence. so i feel like i have to try and fix it.

unfortunately, i have no fucking clue how machines like this work, so progress is coming along very slowl-

[ EXPLOSION ]

what the fuck was tha- GOD DAMNIT NO!!!!!!!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!! god DAMN IT!!!!!!! WHAT THE HE-

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. IS THAT A FUCKING PORTAL. WHY IS THERE A PORTAL HERE NOW.

[randomdoodlethingfake]

[ they can be seen tampering with the rubber ball recovery center. what are they doin ]

[randomdoodlethingfake]

* Quite unexpected! I must say. Good trick you did there! [She flips her axe in her hands. Laying it at her side.] * Just know. This will only cause more violence. and then more. That's how this world works, isn't it? * Robot to robot, just saying. They tend to come after us, don't they? Why, one thought we were SOOOOO powerful he tried to destroy everything. In that moment, it truly was kill or be killed. * What i'm getting at, is be careful. You never know when someone will come after all you've gained and take it away in a snap of a finger. Luckily, for me that's not a problem. * But you've killed your creator, left with only creation. You don't know how long those recovery centers last, d00! -@goodassplanttruen

fuck off!! also dont call me that. bitch

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wait hold on back it the fuck up dont call me a robot either. you dont fucking know me

[randomdoodlethingfake]

* Quite unexpected! I must say. Good trick you did there! [She flips her axe in her hands. Laying it at her side.] * Just know. This will only cause more violence. and then more. That's how this world works, isn't it? * Robot to robot, just saying. They tend to come after us, don't they? Why, one thought we were SOOOOO powerful he tried to destroy everything. In that moment, it truly was kill or be killed. * What i'm getting at, is be careful. You never know when someone will come after all you've gained and take it away in a snap of a finger. Luckily, for me that's not a problem. * But you've killed your creator, left with only creation. You don't know how long those recovery centers last, d00! -@goodassplanttruen

fuck off!! also dont call me that. bitch

[randomdoodlethingfake]

Hey.

- Rubber Ball

...What is it.

[infinitepointpenalty]

y'know that time where you permanently killed meee. with a certain weapon? [gestures to the gun he's holding]

or how you were just kind of a general nuisance that no one liked? Remember the times where you tried and failed to permanently kill me (hell, sometimes even Samuel when he was pretending to be me) even after doing it the first time?

You remember all of that clear as day, right? Because I don't! I'm not even the same version of the guy you permanently killed! HE'S STILL DEAD! I wasn't there when you killed him! And as for the part with Samuel... I've already dealt with him.

...

...I bet you already know where I'm going with this.

But i'm doing things a little differently this time around. I'm not going to give you the comfort of a quick death, like I did with samuel. I'll fucking beat you to death.

You deserve everything that's about to happen.

[he goes to throw a punch, but... it gets intercepted]

[randomdoodlethingfake]

...

[they pick RB up by his arm, and then slam him onto the ground.]

[they then proceed to deliver one hell of a stomp directly onto rubber ball.]

[-3298244260 HP to Rubber Ball.]

[...and that's it! Rubber Ball is Fucking Dead!]

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[randomdoodlethingfake]

Hey.

- Rubber Ball

...What is it.

[infinitepointpenalty]

y'know that time where you permanently killed meee. with a certain weapon? [gestures to the gun he's holding]

or how you were just kind of a general nuisance that no one liked? Remember the times where you tried and failed to permanently kill me (hell, sometimes even Samuel when he was pretending to be me) even after doing it the first time?

You remember all of that clear as day, right? Because I don't! I'm not even the same version of the guy you permanently killed! HE'S STILL DEAD! I wasn't there when you killed him! And as for the part with Samuel... I've already dealt with him.

...

...I bet you already know where I'm going with this.

But i'm doing things a little differently this time around. I'm not going to give you the comfort of a quick death, like I did with samuel. I'll fucking beat you to death.

You deserve everything that's about to happen.

[he goes to throw a punch, but... it gets intercepted]

[randomdoodlethingfake]

...

[they pick RB up by his arm, and then slam him onto the ground.]

[they then proceed to deliver one hell of a stomp directly onto rubber ball.]

[-3298244260 HP to Rubber Ball.]

[...and that's it! Rubber Ball is Fucking Dead!]

[randomdoodlethingfake]

Hey.

- Rubber Ball

...What is it.