Random FE Thoughts

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Hilda, lovingly talking about Marianne at 2am: She could kill me and I’d thank her.

Dorothea, having heard this a million times: Yeah, and I’d thank her too.

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Dimitri: We all know you’re in love with him.

Felix: I’m not in love with Sylvain, shut up.

Ingrid: He never said who-

Dimitri:

Felix:

Ingrid:

Felix: Okay, hold on, LISTEN-

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Dorothea, on pain medication: I love sleepovers.

Petra: Not a sleepover. Hospital.

Dorothea: ...

Dorothea: Then why am I in my nightgown?

Petra: Hospital gown.

Dorothea: Hmm... Truth or dare?

Petra: ...

Petra: Dare.

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Byleth: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Hanneman: Why are you asking me?

Byleth: Dimitri was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock, and I heard him say: “Why has the goddess forsaken me?”

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Gilbert, seeing a pile of trash: Big...

Gilbert, looking at Annette: ...mood?

Annette, beaming:

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Bernadetta: You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal?

Bernadetta: That’s the sound that my brain makes all the time.

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Sylvain: Hi, Felix.

Felix, internally: There he is - he’s here - my favourite person in the world, the love of my life. Goddess, I just want to stare at him, and hold him for the rest of my life.

Felix, out loud: What the FUCK do you want?

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Byleth: Isn’t the idea supposed to be: “I saved your life, now you owe me a debt?”

Marianne: Nope, other way round. You saved my life, so now I’m your problem. If you don’t like it then kill me.

Byleth: ...

Marianne: The goddess wanted me dead. Now you get to find out why.

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Felix: Oh, oops...

Ingrid: Pretty sure accidentally stabbing someone calls for more than an “oops”.

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Byleth: So, have you been seeing someone?

Dimitri: Do you mean a therapist or a girl?

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Byleth: Oh, no. Claude is a tactical genius.

Byleth: He just likes to cause problems on purpose.

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Byleth: Right, who do we know who has handcuffs?

Claude: Well Lorenz and I-

*Lorenz glares at Claude*

Claude: Wouldn’t know.

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Dimitri: I’m going to kill you.

Edelgard: Let me ask Byleth.

Dimitri: That’s not how this w-

Edelgard: They said no.

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Bernadetta: Dorothea! I just did something really, really, bad!

Dorothea: Put the corpse on ice, I’m on my way.

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Lorenz: All you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games, don’t even lie.

Hilda: What do you mean had?

Claude: What do you mean girls?

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Caspar: I guess I’m just too tough to cry.

Linhardt: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Caspar, beginning to cry: They don’t have any arms!

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Marianne: I’m the early 1930’s.

Hilda: ...please explain.

Marianne: The Great Depression, 1929-1933.